Tally ho! I'm off to France tonight [well technically the small hours of tommorow] to admire, and stupidly enough, walk over Les Alpes... So, first on my kit list is a Feck Orf Big Union Jack with "come to London - 2012" written in pink letters. (The French respond to pink I am told...) Secondly a portable speaker system pumping out God Save The Queen and Rule Brittania for the delight of the old Frog. Of course I'm taking all expected accessories like a James Bond style parachute and red, white and blue cam-cream. Anyway, my imagination runs out there. Your suggestions please. What are the best ways to really make the Grenouille's blood boil with the nearest French comparison to patriotism...? Onwards with the French-bashing comrades!