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Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Dale the snail, Jun 14, 2004.

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  1. How on earth have I managed to fill 1000 posts full of crap?

    Happy birthday to me!!!!
     
  2. and many happy posts to come............MWAH :lol:
     
  3. You only have another 19 posts of talking shit to go as well!!! Cakes for us this weekend!!!

    Mwah!!!!!!
     
  4. Maybe one day, the tellietubby AKA bbc will aspire to the giddy heights of Dales pointlessness. Kids nowadays eh!
     
  5. Awwww dad your getting to the stage of no fun anymore,
    pole removal service telephone numbers anyone? :roll:
     
  6. Talking of telephone numbers, I have BBCs home number and Dale's mobile number. I will PM both to anyone who writes a short essay below on "Blondebints aka Susie's Guide To Making Friends and Influencing People". Essay's should be no longer then ten words and should contain the word 'moose'. Here's the starter:

    "Like me, please, please, like me, I'm not a moose".
     
  7. Moooooooooooooosee,
    MMoooooooooooooooooooooooose
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMooooooooooooosssssssssssssssee
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMoooooooooooooossssssssseeee
    mmmmmmaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooosssseee
    moose
    moose,
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooose
    mooooooossssssssssssssessssssss
    the end

    (Gunny.........please send the phone numbers to any charity of your choice)
     
  8. She's a moose,
    she's a moose too,
    they're all mooses
     
  9. Is that the chorus DL?