This is a stand-to for an incoming competition, one of our most expensive yet.
Later this week we're going to be offering the opportunity to Win £270 Rab Neutrino Pro military down jacket
Visit the thread at that link above and Watch it to be notified as soon as the competition goes live
Talking of telephone numbers, I have BBCs home number and Dale's mobile number. I will PM both to anyone who writes a short essay below on "Blondebints aka Susie's Guide To Making Friends and Influencing People". Essay's should be no longer then ten words and should contain the word 'moose'. Here's the starter:
"Like me, please, please, like me, I'm not a moose".