War Hero
Ignore all the stuff about the firemen, SA80A2, Jubilee medals etc - something far more important has happened - Arrse has 1000 members!
Nothing further to add.

Taxi for one.
I think he wins an all-expenses ignored trip to an exotic location in the Middle East.

Prize to be shared with about 26,ooo of his closest friends.

(Prize cannot be exchanged for cash, Fresco, or public duties.  Competition organisers will not be held resonsible for any loss of arms legs sense of humour during the trip)

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