I just thought I would mark my thousandth post by holding a little virtual party. These ones here are philli cheese and olives and those are taramasalta and olives...mmm..nice. Now help yourself to a virtual drink..the virtual beer-fridge is in the virtual shed...virtual Stella on top shelf and virtual Spitfire stubbies below them. Dozey bint..white wine and soda? Yep..oh excuse me... PTP but the malt is not in the free bar arrangements..at least not the thirty year old stuff... RTFQ? Erm..he was here but he said something about researching his next piece and shot off upstairs with those three virtual au pairs. I expect he'll turn up... Noise? Oh that'll be the middle Wallopian contingent choppering in. No, they shouldn't have any trouble finding an HLS around cuddles towers, set as it is in its 600 acres of virtual parkland. Yes, I get the grass flown up from Arrseonia you know. now who else is in here, and what are they all up to? Turn that stereo virtually down or the civilian virtual neighbours may complain. The last thing we want is a duty visit from Veg!!