100% ?

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  1. WHAT MAKES 100% ?

    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

    We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:

    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

    And

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there, Bullshit and Ass Kissing will put you over the top!


    Just something to keep you going on a Friday afternoon!! :wink:
     
  2. I've had to wrap black masking tape round my waist to stop my sides from splitting.
     
  3. mmm, sarcasm becomes you so well! knob
     
  4. Don't be defensive.

    My comment was genuine. Your painstakingly cut and pasted post was really funny. Please do some more.

    You are right, though. I am a knob.
     
  5. I'm genuinely humbled in your presence. Please forgive my previous defensiveness. I guess it doesn't take much to amuse me.
     
  6. Gunny says he can amuse you.
     
  7. I'm amusing myself right now.................
     
  8. Thinking of Gado? Or MDN or the Mighty Flash???????
     
  9. No. I'm watching 'Game On' on DVD, and eating a half rice/half chips curry washed down with Woodpecker cider. Bliss !!
     
  10. There is nothing about flash that is remotely Mighty.

    Gado, Im with CC, pass over the corsets to contain my innards
     
  11. Maybe we will need something to contain Gunny's innards after his health food and drink marathon?
     
  12. A black placcy bag, then put it on Gados head
     
  13. Great post!
     
  14. Lordy, I'm full !! Where's me bong...........