10 pick n mix life skills

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  1. I was sat sitting the other day having a think about which 10 life skills I would love to be able to assimilate and put in my repertoire.

    I wish I could:

    1. Be 'in like Flynn'

    2. Play footy like Norman Hunter

    3. Play guitar like Hendrix

    4. Sing like Plant

    5. Dance like me Dad

    6. Sprint like Bolt

    7. Be as funny as Frankie Boyle

    8. Have the business acumen of Bill Gates

    9. Have the brain of Hawkins

    10. Have Jackie Chan's kick ass moves


    But knowing my luck, I would get to sprint like Hawkins etc!

    I've already got 1 out of 10 anyway. :wink:

    What other things would you choose?

    P-T
     
  2. 1. Play footy like George Best.
    2. Play the Guitar like Stephen Hawkins.
    3. Have a c0ck as big as Susan Boyles.
    4. The Cheffing skills of Keith Floyd.
    5. The wit of Stephen Fry.
    6. Be as un PC as DCI Gene Hunt.
    7. Tell jokes as good as Bernard Manning.
    8. Have the athletic skills of Sir Roger Bannister.
    9. The business acumen of Sir Richard Branson.
    10. The courage and balls of Wing Commander Guy Gibson, VC, DSO & Bar, DFC & Bar.
     
  3. I assume the one you already have is No 5?
     
  4. _Chimurenga_

    _Chimurenga_ LE Gallery Guru

    1. The Sensitivity of Prince Phillip

    2. The Charm of Mark Thatcher

    3. The Dignity of James Shortt

    4. The Endurance of Mike Golden

    5. The Imagination of Andy McNab

    6. The Spirituality of Richard Dawkins

    7. The Leadership of Osama bin Laden

    8. The Good Looks of Mike Jackson (either one)

    9. The Athleticism of Eric Moussambani

    10. The Business Skills of George W. Bush
     
  5. 1. Play footie like Pele.
    2. Play the Guitar like Slash.
    3. Have a c0ck as big as s horse.
    4. The Cheffing skills of that poncy french bloke.
    5. The wit of Stephen Fry.
    6. Be as un PC as a golliwog.
    7. Tell jokes as good as Peter Kay.
    8. Have the athletic skills of Usain Bolt.
    9. The business acumen of Bill Gates.
    10. The courage and balls of Para Tom Neathway
     
  6. Number 10. I could never be man enough to carry that off.

    P-T
     
  7. I also dress like him nowadays!

    P-T
     
  8. 1. Be out for the c(o)unt
    2. Play footsie with Urma Thurman
    3. Play guitar like Zappa
    4. Singe like a blowtorch
    5. Dance like David Brent
    6. Sprint like a cheetah
    7. Be as funny as Syphliss
    8. Have the business acumen of Tony Saprano
    9. Have a brain
    10. Have Anderson Silvas' kick ass moves