...to do for a woman. Half listening to the radio on the way home tonight, the bloke was waffling on about some survey about the 10 most romantic things a bloke could do for a woman. The two I heard were putting down the bog seat lid and a surprise bunch of flowers. Pfft, what a load of shite. What would be the ARRSE top 10 romantic things. Here's the first three, in your own time add to the list. 1) Lubing up before potting the brown. 2) Not wiping it on the curtains. 3) Not putting black nasty over her eyes so show can watch you enjoy yourself.