10 Minute Sex

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  1. It must be true, scientists said so:


    Apparently 3 minutes is acceptable. I find much longer than that and the bindings start to come loose.
  2. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Does the 3 minutes include getting undressed and having a shower?
  3. It includes the post fag shag and phoning her a taxi mucker!! :D
  4. Ten minutes?

    What, do I have to feck her twice?
  5. Does the ten minutes include foreplay as in begging and pleading for it?
    To start(untied)
    To stop (tied)
  6. Breakfast too if it's on offer. :)

    Edited because I made a mistake and there is an available edit function. If there hadn't been an edit function of course I would not have been able to edit because of a lack of facility. I would have left it unedited, but for an overwhelming feeling of pedantic necessity. This is probably a result of having to get up at 0430 to speak to someone in the far east by phone using a form of smidgeon English known only to local national UN employees and people that eat small rodents that live in coffee plantations.
  7. Possibly under the influence or large amounts of alcohol consumpion?
  8. 3 minutes is acceptable! Woohoo! I'm a love god then! Never had to fake it yet.
  9. Perhaps they ought to devise a sex BFT. Warm-up (foreplay) 15mins followed by best effort sprint (as fast as you can).

  10. Ok, you're the love god. 15 minutes foreplay indeed.
  11. :D
  12. The Sex CFT would be potentially damaging - imagine the 90m carry.
  13. Would there be remedial lessons for failures???? :lol:
  14. 10 seconds is too long with my missus.

  15. You work in asda?