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#7
A few of them are questionable,victims aged 14/16, you think "worth a pop" then theres a couple obviously fucked in the head, victims aged 2 & 3.
Now question is not wether they're still worth a pop but would you feel guilty or not.
 
#8
Arrse is seemingly being inundated with people who wouldn't shag anything with a pulse. It is a sad indication of the decay in society whne even ugly bints can't get boned by some drunken squaddy.

I believe it is due to the mistaken belief that everyone can better themselves and 'punch above their weight' whether it is in:

1. Education (where everyone is after a degree),
2. Vocation (everyone is going to get a 6 figure salary, based on their education),
3. The demise of 'proper weekend drinking' (now known as binge drinking, and heavily frowned upon), and kebab eating
4. The rise of the fitness culture where alcohol and kebabs/ pizza's are deemed unhealthy.

People need to fail at things to better themselves, and find their true level in society - as well as potentially giving them the opportunity to genuinely succeed through hard work and determination.
Ex-con munters need cock too, just don't turn your back, keep your hand on your wallet, and sleep with one eye open.
 
#9
A few of them are questionable,victims aged 14/16, you think "worth a pop" then theres a couple obviously fucked in the head, victims aged 2 & 3.
Now question is not wether they're still worth a pop but would you feel guilty or not.
You do run the risk though of one of them saying "Wow You have a cock like a 4 yearold" and meaning it as a compliment..
 
#10
In a strange and convoluted situation, I got a handjob off a friend's mum when I was 14 or so. Did I report her?......of course I fucking did! To any of my other mates who would listen. She was proper dirty too.
 
#18
At last a proper quote, These are classy birds compared with some of the mutants that used to slither our of Oakington Bks in the early 80's.
I don't remember people being to fussy after all a shag a shag

Again, another true deviant.

Morals and standards have no place in real life when one is wanting to spend.

Those females are indeed, perverts, think of the possibilities of unleashing a torrent of gold for the giggles. They won't argue or rip your bollocks off, no, more than likely open up and gargle.

Granted that a couple of them look like prime candidates for Rampton or Broadmoor, but the defence could be put as, 'I thought you liked the physical restraint, I only twotted you because you did me and I thought that is how you wanted to play. I only ragged your arrse dry because I got caught up in the moment and I didn't know if you were still fertile/ferile'.

Besides which, they are on the SOR, who is the judge going to believe? 'She wanted it rough your honour, I thought the liquid was her violent orgasm, I didn't look down until we had finished. It was only then that I saw the said liquid was indeed shit smattered blood. She did however promise to meet me the next night.'

'Case dismissed'. Win win I say.
 

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