Ah, Doug McLure. The icon of adventure and creature features. The idea behind a Simpsons character, and always a guy to watch. Loved his films, all nonsense and poor acting but enjoyable. Especially, if teamed with Patrick Wayne.
Semi naked women - check
Gratuitous violence - check
Implausible storyline - check
No need to monitor twisting storyline - check
Can be watched drunk â check
Easy to pick up storyline if you fall asleep half way through - check
Looks like an excellent âafter the pubâ movie to me.
I was watching the news this morning and apparently workers at B and Q are now been lectured on sales of duck tape, rope and cable ties, they are expecting a rush of sales on these items after the release of a certain film which is due for its debut this week.
Fifty Shades of Grey. My mrs read all the books, when we were on holiday a few years back the amount of women reading this sordid affair was quite disturbing. They (the women), all talking and giggling about it like naughty school girls.
Should we be looking forward to the release of this filth or should we be worried?
10,000BC - tried it, total rubbish. Just reality TV in animal skins. No Mesolithic group would have been a hodgepodge of untrained strangers, you'd be born into an extended family group and grow into your role and skills and would take everything about it for granted as you would know nothing else. You would however have knowledge vastly exceeding the modern of what to eat, what not to eat, where to hunt and where to hide. You'd be infested with parasites. And by 40 it would all be over, if you were that lucky.