Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Pierre, May 23, 2009.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. That's coz you've never looked seeing as they're useless for you!
  2. Did ya get any fishfingers?
  3. Please see my other thread 'Civvy Blokes You Want to Bum'
  4. Pierre,

    I think that....no....I...oh wait....no..... .no...cannot be arrsed, go drink 8 pints of cold water hastily, wait 30 minutes then proceed w*nking, it will be singularly the most longest, tedious and emotionally sapping experience of your life, which equates to pretty much how I am feeling right now.

    In fact, I can only assume that being held down by Russian wrestlers whilst being played "Your the best thing" by the Style Council at 33RPM at the same time as having a 20/80 mix of olive oil and cornflour syringed into my aching pole would be more pleasurable than this ! :D
  5. If that's the extent of your dreams, I hope you never lose your virginity.

    God forbid if you ever get your Brown wings.
  6. Its a tale of woe Pierre, but it's your wife.
    I sniffed the saddles, the seats, the benches, she is the bestest of the wenches.

    Wanna sniff my fingers?