1 for sorrow, 2 for gold

Discussion in 'Shooting, Hunting and Fishing' started by region2, Jul 24, 2011.

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  1. Bl@@dy Magpies are snuffling the Chook's eggs from their coop - what can I do to get rid of them?

    ps. I don't have a gun!

  2. Take a 3 metre long, 3" wide length of tin foil, slightly crumpled-up. Peg a length of fishing line at one end of the foil, then thread sweetcorn on to the thread at 4" intervals. The Magpies are attracted to the foil and then eat the sweetcorn. The line is ingested and forms a ball in their gut, trapping them.

    Once you've done that, go and buy an air-rifle.
  3. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    1 for sorrow,
    2 for joy,
    3 for a girl,
    4 for a boy,
    5 for silver,
    6 for gold
    7 for a secret never to be told,
    8's a wish
    9's a kiss
    10 is a bird you must not miss.

    Get up earlier to collect the eggs, buy an air rifle.
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  5. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Larsen trap. google it.