F all! At least that's what the Daily Mail is saying. If it's actually true, it's just plain ridiculous. God help the U.K! Group of 25 firemen called out to rescue one seagull from 3ft deep pond but elf and safety says it's too risky | Mail Online A drowning seagull and firemen? Sounds like something from Monty Python! Cue on the "How many firemen does it take to save a drowning bird?" jokes. p.s: I do know that the seagull got tangled in a plastic bag.