1 Day, 1 Bullet, 1 Name!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by carlbcfc, Jul 21, 2010.

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  1. Inspired by the other thread 'Your last day on earth..How would you go?', but this is one is more direct.

    If you only had 1 day left, and 1 bullet, who would you 'visit'?

    I'll start, ex bird of kid #1
  2. Can you have sex with them before you shoot them?
  3. Depends upon whether it's your ex wife or the RSM.
  4. My back's playing up and I'm not up to wrestling. Can I shoot them first?
  5. Kinda easy really....Nick Griffin right in the heart....and then i'd open up that dirty mouth of his and take a shit in it!
  6. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    I'd line up blair, brown and mandlescum one in front of the other and shoot the three of them, the cnuts.
  7. #1 sons other half.
  8. can we not buy more bullets?
  9. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    There are over 50k Arrsers - that should be enough for a start. (Although some of them might be in the queue)
  10. that choudhary cunt
  11. Can we have sex with them after we shoot them?
  12. I'll back you up.
    Or if it's strictly one bullet only, his best mate/deputy knobhead, whatever.
  13. Lewis page? Ben Elton? This is like being a lorry driver in a brothel.

  14. Why not, did you go there already?
  15. My dog stealer, ex-husband, and the bane of my life.

    One shot, one kill.

    Trust me.