1,2,3,4 do we need the Royal Corps

#1
Seeing as the various so-called trades of Jimmy's finest are having every more handbags at dawn sessions, perhaps we need to evaluate do we need the Royal Corps or, as like like to think of them, the future branch of the All Girls Corps :D
 
#2
tis quite sad isnt it.

pity decent sigs threads are becoming rarer than usual. seems like the top place for bitching and moaning. but if its reccouring all the time surely there might actually be something wrong?? i mean this many people cant al be wrong can they?
 
#3
True, my sainted father told me, the Royal Corps (of which he served in for 40 years (regular) as man and boy) was never really happy once they lost their horse drawn cabble waggons, maybe if they got a few a la Kings Troop RHA and ditched the Whitehelmets they'd be a much happier Royal Corps!
 
#4
Capt_Cuddlebunny said:
Seeing as the various so-called trades of Jimmy's finest are having every more handbags at dawn sessions, perhaps we need to evaluate do we need the Royal Corps or, as like like to think of them, the future branch of the All Girls Corps :D
Are you even in the Royal Corps? If you are trying engaging your brain before posting. If you are not post drivel like this in the Arrsehole in future.

Bow_Man - Any chance of either deleting/locking this thread or moving it to the Arrsehole please?
 
#5
im in the sigs. it isnt hard to notice the bitching, moaning, shimfing, sarky answers, personal digs, general ill feeling being put across in the sigs forum.

we do the job but are the people representing that job happy? i think not. but why? might make an interesting discussion if it doesnt turn into a slagging match again

chance would be a fine thing
 
#6
Capt_Cuddlebunny said:
Do we need the Royal Corps?
Me thinks that the bigwigs at HQ level arent clever enough to admin themselves or even set up their own HQ and they need somebody to do it for them. Its a dirty job but somebody has to do it.

SK :D
 
#7
doomsayer said:
Capt_Cuddlebunny said:
Seeing as the various so-called trades of Jimmy's finest are having every more handbags at dawn sessions, perhaps we need to evaluate do we need the Royal Corps or, as like like to think of them, the future branch of the All Girls Corps :D
Are you even in the Royal Corps? If you are trying engaging your brain before posting. If you are not post drivel like this in the Arrsehole in future.

Bow_Man - Any chance of either deleting/locking this thread or moving it to the Arrsehole please?
What are you trying to hide?

So with the mass debating going on between the various trades within the Royal Corps as to whether they are worth it or not, you wish to remove their (and everyone elses chance) of discussing whether ANY of them are worth it! Perhaps you secretly fear that ALL R.Signals trades will realise that they and the Royal Corps are not worth it and transfer out!

Or perhaps you're scared that a seeming attack on their Royal Corps will unit them in harmony - something that is VERY lacking in NUMOUROUS threads?
 
#8
Capt_Cuddlebunny said:
doomsayer said:
Capt_Cuddlebunny said:
Seeing as the various so-called trades of Jimmy's finest are having every more handbags at dawn sessions, perhaps we need to evaluate do we need the Royal Corps or, as like like to think of them, the future branch of the All Girls Corps :D
Are you even in the Royal Corps? If you are trying engaging your brain before posting. If you are not post drivel like this in the Arrsehole in future.

Bow_Man - Any chance of either deleting/locking this thread or moving it to the Arrsehole please?
What are you trying to hide?

So with the mass debating going on between the various trades within the Royal Corps as to whether they are worth it or not, you wish to remove their (and everyone elses chance) of discussing whether ANY of them are worth it! Perhaps you secretly fear that ALL R.Signals trades will realise that they and the Royal Corps are not worth it and transfer out!

Or perhaps you're scared that a seeming attack on their Royal Corps will unit them in harmony - something that is VERY lacking in NUMOUROUS threads?
Dear Readers,

Am I wrong to assume that from his poor grasp of the English language Capt_Cnutybunny is neither a Captain nor AGC?

Fcuk Off

Trolling Cnut

SS
 
#9
Cuddlyfuckwit. You are a fcuking troll. Why don't you go and catch Ebola somewhere? Don't mistake inter trade rivalry as anything else other than a generally healthy thing. And NO-ONE on here has to justify a fcuking thing to you, bellwhiff. Now fcuk off and play on the railways.
 
#10
the_guru said:
Cuddlyfuckwit. You are a fcuking troll. Why don't you go and catch Ebola somewhere? Don't mistake inter trade rivalry as anything else other than a generally healthy thing. And NO-ONE on here has to justify a fcuking thing to you, bellwhiff. Now fcuk off and play on the railways.
To quote someone who is in the Royal Corps:

easy-wan-kenobi said:
im in the sigs. it isnt hard to notice the bitching, moaning, shimfing, sarky answers, personal digs, general ill feeling being put across in the sigs forum.

we do the job but are the people representing that job happy? i think not. but why? might make an interesting discussion if it doesnt turn into a slagging match again

chance would be a fine thing
Perhaps you need to install some esprit de corps into the knobjockey tradesmen to get along with each other rather than make the WHOLE lot of you fatknacker REMFing tits on too much trade pay!

You don't here Cav types arguing who's best, dvr/mech, gnr/mech or con sig now do you!
 
#11
Inter trade banter has been going on for many many years, long before I joined up and im sure long before you joined up capt c0ckstand. So how about you bore off and leave us scalys to it.

What the fcuk has it got to do with you anyway. If you don't like whats in this forum then go fcuk off to whatever sad lonely paedophile site you like to frequent.

Nuff said.

Now get the fcuk out.
 
#13
Funny to se there a number of posts saying we don't need this thread, but not one post saying yes we need the Corps and what a stalwart job we do! All the trades must be toooooo busy baiting each other to give a toss or down the bar chasing pussy...

So much for esprit de (Royal) Corps...
 
#14
Capt_Cuddlebunny said:
Funny to se there a number of posts saying we don't need this thread, but not one post saying yes we need the Corps and what a stalwart job we do!
That would be because we don't need to justify ourselves to you.

Now hurry along, before you breach the terms of your ASBO.
 
#15
doomsayer said:
Capt_Cuddlebunny said:
Funny to se there a number of posts saying we don't need this thread, but not one post saying yes we need the Corps and what a stalwart job we do!
That would be because we don't need to justify ourselves to you.
True, and the rest of the glorious British Army you serve agrees with you of course (or thinks you bunch of shinyarrsed brewbitching REMFs who spend more time on comparing tade pay than their pers phys and whinning on how crap Blandford is while telling the rest of the world the future is bright the future is BOWMAN knobjockies who are led by officers who like to steal wedding dresses and as such aren't here supporting you!)...

:p
 
#16
The primary aim of the Corps is to facilitate and expedite the transfer of information between individuals and groups of individuals, so if you think of any other Corps or Regt who can do this, you're stuck with us I'm afraid.

Seing that we provide G6 support to all formations, including SF and amphibious and airborne forces, kind of blows your argument out of the water.

BTW Blandford is crap, so is Bulford, Sennelager and Tidworth to name but a few.

Do we whinge - yes, do we neglect our 'pers phys' - no, did we invent BOWMAN - no.

As for your point about brew bitches, we have a saying 'Comms are in, cam is up, - get the brews on!'
 
#17
You really are a fcuking nobend aren't you. Just humour us with your capbadge now won't you. With all your talk of remf'ing, you must be Airborne Para SAS Commando Bn. When you have the intelligence to come on here, and post something worthy come back. But I reckon the earth will be a burnt out cinder 14 billion years before that happens. Haven't you got a horse to blow or summat?
 
#19
Howay_the_Lads said:
The primary aim of the Corps is to facilitate and expedite the transfer of information between individuals and groups of individuals.
That's rather simplistic isn't it my geordie friend? Simply transferring data as fast as possible is easy - and to non-Corps idiots it must be hard to equate simple information delivery with our popstar wages.

The difficult bit is translating all that into actual ICS service delivery, second-guessing what is needed to coordinate all information requirements. service management, data integrity and so on. Ultimately we pass battlewinning information between the commander and his subordinates so that he can give the enemy a good kicking before they do it to him. In civvy terms it would be providing the business with a competitive advantage. Hoorah for the Corps!
 
#20
Capt_Cuddlebunny said:
So, the Corps loves themselves but likes to infight, that's all that's clear so far...
Yeah, we're tearing each other apart on this thread at the moment aren't we?

Errrr no, we all just agree that you are clearly not worthy of this forum - move yourself to the Arrsehole...there's a good chap.
 

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