1 1/2 hOURS.

B_AND_T

MIA
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#1
Fuckin bored!

Any suggestions to kill the time? Can't have a wank, got my son with me.

McCanns take note.
 
#2
Nytol him up and when he passes out, there's your window for some self-abuse.
 
#5
He's proper bored though, he was on the phone to me for nearly an hour. Who talks to their wife for that long?
 
#6
Fuckin bored!

Any suggestions to kill the time? Can't have a wank, got my son with me.

McCanns take note.
Go after the big fcuk off Tench in Stourhead, tell him you need to night fish it 'coz
Tench go baitastic at night......it won't cost jack, be off by 0600.

He'll be over the proverbial because Daddy(the basterd, her words) took him fishing.
 
#7
At first glance at the thread title I thought you might have your arm trapped between a canyon wall and a boulder but sadly no such luck.

I can still lend you a cheap leatherman knock-off if you still want to hack your arm off though.
 
#12
Watch Dog Soldiers.

Get a pack of cards and play 52-roundup.

Shoot Lego men with an air rifle.

Make a tennis ball mortar from pringle tubes.

Disassemble fireworks and make your own 'bunker-busting-big-bad-bastard' one.


The possibilities are endless.
 
#13
Think about the wank you're going to have the moment he's out of the house.
 
#14
Have some quality Father, Son time, by beating the fuck out of him.
 
G

goatrutar

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#16
Send him down to the shops for a packet of smokes. While he's out you can get captain Picard up to warp speed.

Failing that, cave explorer.
 
#20
Watch Dog Soldiers.

Get a pack of cards and play 52-roundup.

Shoot Lego men with an air rifle.

Make a tennis ball mortar from pringle tubes.

Disassemble fireworks and make your own 'bunker-busting-big-bad-bastard' one.


The possibilities are endless.
Just how do you do that? I could have some fun with one of those with my dog, send blueprints and plans, Over.
 

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