1 1/2 hOURS.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by B_AND_T, Feb 19, 2012.

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Fuckin bored!

    Any suggestions to kill the time? Can't have a wank, got my son with me.

    McCanns take note.
  2. Nytol him up and when he passes out, there's your window for some self-abuse.
  3. Wank your son off?
  4. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Nope! He has odd hair!
  5. He's proper bored though, he was on the phone to me for nearly an hour. Who talks to their wife for that long?
  6. Go after the big fcuk off Tench in Stourhead, tell him you need to night fish it 'coz
    Tench go baitastic at night......it won't cost jack, be off by 0600.

    He'll be over the proverbial because Daddy(the basterd, her words) took him fishing.
  7. At first glance at the thread title I thought you might have your arm trapped between a canyon wall and a boulder but sadly no such luck.

    I can still lend you a cheap leatherman knock-off if you still want to hack your arm off though.
  8. Smash a bottle of Smirnoff Blue in.
  9. If yo are divorced homey and it's yurr wknd then have 'my mums a cunt' tat'ed on his foreheed..
  10. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Send key settinf!
  11. Watch Dog Soldiers.

    Get a pack of cards and play 52-roundup.

    Shoot Lego men with an air rifle.

    Make a tennis ball mortar from pringle tubes.

    Disassemble fireworks and make your own 'bunker-busting-big-bad-bastard' one.

    The possibilities are endless.
  12. Think about the wank you're going to have the moment he's out of the house.
  13. HHH

    HHH LE

    Have some quality Father, Son time, by beating the fuck out of him.
  14. Thank christ you put that word in otherwise it changes the meaning altogether!