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  1. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms AND kept the same tagline...........

    Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

    Tesco Condoms - every little helps

    Nike Condoms - Just do it.

    Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

    Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

    KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.

    Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

    Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

    Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

    Halifax Condoms - Always Giving You Extra

    Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

    Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

    Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

    Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper

    Goodyear condoms - 'for a longer ride go wide'

    Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

    Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

    Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

    Renault condoms - size really does matter!

    Flash condoms - just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work

    Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!

    Heineken condoms - reaches parts that others just cannot reach

    Carlsberg condoms - probably the best in the world

    Mars condoms - pleasure you can't measure

    AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

    Pepperami condoms - It's a bit of an animal

    Polo condoms - the one with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)

    L'Oreal condoms - because your worth it!

    Mr Muscle condoms - love the jobs you hate
     
  2. Nice.That'll be on a T-shirt before the weekend.
     
  3. Domestos condoms,"kills all known germs."

    Mcdonalds condoms,"I'm loving it........."

    Clairol hair coloring condoms,"does she or doesn't she?"

    Frosties condoms,"They're Grrreeeaat...."
     
  4. Cillit condoms, "BANG!!! And the dirt is gone". Hmmmm....
     
  5. Isnt that Semtex
     
  6. Catholic condom..........Very holy.