Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Sep 8, 2009.

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  1. Assuming you have nothing better to do.
    At nine minutes and nine seconds after nine am tomorrow,take a piccie of where you are! Just for fun,no prizes for the winner.
    Obviously,remember PERSEC,OPSEC,and don't use your Ma's maiden name for anything.I will try to remember to bump this in the morning. :D
  2. Alpha or Zulu?
  3. Base or net time?...
  4. What if I'm on the job?

  5. 12.34:56 7.8.09 was exciting, I was stripping wallpaper
  6. I'll be on the bus to pirbright for selection
  7. And don't forget it will be Salerno Day (1943)
  8. Head shot if with a stunner, growler if otherwise. Come on you know the drill...this is the NAAFI bar after all.
  9. Wait until you're finished.

    09.11 is close enough. :wink:
  10. I see you've given him enough time for a post-coital fag too. Very generous of you. :wink:
  11. Busted again! Fück! :)


  12. .......and 'Amalgamation Day' :D
  13. Don't think i'll be flying anywhere,

    9/11, US emergency 9/9/9, UK emergency.

    Why take the chance. :wink: :wink:
  14. Any more than 2 minutes is showing off.....
  15. Dein Wort in Gottes Ohr, Kumpel!

    So how the fück d'you translate that to idiomatic English?

    Answers on a postcard please to the usual address.