apart from taking the piss, have you anything to contribute to the thread title? Shock horror, NO i dont drink was the answer. From ausyland? you must be one of those pommy wingers they keep on complaining about. If spelling and grammer much like a number of arrsers is your life and existence then crack on. The rest of us will live and discuss the real world.
I have most of my most intelligible conversation with women when I am as hammered as Stand-by, and who can't say they have had rambling 1 hour 'I love you' conversations when this pished ? I did it 2 days ago, actually.