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Colloquialisms

#1
e.g.

Sex: Hide the sausage.
Horizontal Haka.(NZ)

Puking: Driving the porcelain bus.
Parking the tiger.

Crapping: Snapping one off.
Sending one down to Bondi "sewage outfall" (OZ)

Anyone care to add :?:
 
#2
so much to say, so little time.....
how about,
its a bit pearl harbour outside = nasty nip in the air.
its all gone pete tong = its all gone wrong


times up for me, gotta go
 
#3
Crimping off a length = snapping one off

Coiling one down = snapping one off

But don't these all ultimately derive from Bazza McKenzie and the good old days of pointing percy at the pommy porcelain and so on?
 
#4
Euphemisms surely?

"Releasing the otters" – taking a dump

"Potting the difficult brown rather than the easy pink" – ARRSE shagging
"Changing at Baker Street" (for northerners - going from pink Hammersmith & City to brown Bakerloo line tube) as above :wink:
 
#5
Jesus Oz

'Changing at Baker street' Not only do you need a detailed understanding of the London Underground but you need to know the colour coding.
 
#7
Drop the kids off at the pool

"Ein Neger abseilen." 8O
 
#11
shortfuse said:
"she bangs like a belt fed mortar" to describe a young lady of loose morals.
she bangs like a shite house door in gale to describe the same

i was sweating like a peody in a playground= i am very hot
 
#12
"Turtles Breath"

The absolutely last fart you can do, before you have to have that big sh*t. Sometimes known as a "Hooberstank", it's the one that removes all the remaining air in your rectum, leaving nothing but faeces. An xray of your back passage at this stage would look like a vacuum packed bratty.
 

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