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£200,000, 51 operations turn mother into Queen Nefertiti

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  1. Extremist

    Extremist Old-Salt

    She started out like this:

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    Halfway through, she looked like this:

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    And after a lot of money, she has achieved her goal, and looks like this:

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    Extremist, Aug 22, 2009
    #1
  2. bovvy

    bovvy LE

    bovvy, Aug 22, 2009
    #2
  3. Suddick

    Suddick War Hero

    Looks like Pete Burns. Shudder
     
    Suddick, Aug 22, 2009
    #3
  4. Pitswamper

    Pitswamper LE
    1. Trail/Fell running and shit (none of that gay road stuff)
    2. ARRSE Runners

    I'd ask for a refund if I were her and as for her rubbish tit tat.... :roll:
     
    Pitswamper, Aug 22, 2009
    #4
  5. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    ah thought my eyes were going wonky. It looks like a "look what i did at school today mum with some ink and a compass" tatoo.

    interesting shaped mouth do you think it goes much wider if not then not much use if so then hell i'd fuck it.
     
    BiscuitsAB, Aug 22, 2009
    #5
  6. uncle_vanya

    uncle_vanya LE

    Wow, Oh Gar..... She looks like one of the 'Window-Licker' dolls that are stuck on Pub windows to keep the local Chavscum away....

    Definately looks a bit of a mong..... :p :D
     
    uncle_vanya, Aug 22, 2009
    #6
  7. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Minor problem still to be resolved - I thought Nefertiti was of the brown-skinned persuasion?

    Now a bit late to ask Michael Jackson about how to change colour.
     
    blue-sophist, Aug 22, 2009
    #7
  8. Mazur_UK

    Mazur_UK War Hero

    Feck me, all she has achieved is a forehead the size of Holland
     
    Mazur_UK, Aug 22, 2009
    #8
  9. eodmatt

    eodmatt LE

    Never mind all that. I would.
     
    eodmatt, Aug 22, 2009
    #9
  10. Monty417

    Monty417 LE


    And a face like a Dutch clog.
     
    Monty417, Aug 22, 2009
    #10
  11. Stanley1975

    Stanley1975 LE

    I didn't know Nefertiti had a dagger tattoed on her chest. 8O
     
    Stanley1975, Aug 22, 2009
    #11
  12. Extremist

    Extremist Old-Salt

    Bet you didn't know she'd had face-lifts too huh? WAY ahead of the curve that Queen.
     
    Extremist, Aug 22, 2009
    #12
  13. Rocketeer

    Rocketeer LE

    All this beggars the question.. where is the Medical Ethics Committee on this?.. All I see is a delusional woman who is quite in need of psychiatric help but instead a bunch or one plastic surgeon was quite happy to suck her dry of thousands for no apparent reason other than he needed a new yacht.

    Something wrong here,, further evidence of the decline of the West...

    Armageddon disappointed in all this.. 2012 and the end can't come fast enough... One ticket to Mars, please...
     
    Rocketeer, Aug 22, 2009
    #13
  14. Murphy_Slaw

    Murphy_Slaw LE

    It's a little known fact that Neffertiti actualy spent her own weight in gold on surgery, in order to look like a wax doll that had been left too close to a fire!!!
     
    Murphy_Slaw, Aug 22, 2009
    #14
  16. Stanley1975

    Stanley1975 LE

    Excellent point Rocketeer.

    For all the ladies out there; I specialise in Rihanna look-a-likes. For a mere 10,000 quid (VAT included) I can make you look like her in just one afternoon session. My skills consist of good old fashioned body modification techniques specialising on eye sockets and jaws. Bring your own belt if you want me to fine tune any other areas. Regular sessions are needed to keep you up to date. PM me for more details.
     
    Stanley1975, Aug 22, 2009
    #15
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