£200,000, 51 operations turn mother into Queen Nefertiti

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The Mail said:
Her transformation began more than 20 years ago after she decided that in a past life she had lived as Queen Nefertiti.

During that time Nileen Namita has spent £200,000 on her face in order to turn herself into a living sculpture of the ancient Egyptian.

The mother of three has had 51 cosmetic surgery operations - including eight nose jobs, three chin implants, one eyebrow lift, three facelifts, six mini facelifts, two lip surgeries, five eye surgeries and 20 minor tweaks - in her efforts to recreate herself in the image of the 'Beauty of the Nile'.
She started out like this:



Halfway through, she looked like this:



And after a lot of money, she has achieved her goal, and looks like this:

 
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#4
I'd ask for a refund if I were her and as for her rubbish tit tat.... :roll:
 
#6
Wow, Oh Gar..... She looks like one of the 'Window-Licker' dolls that are stuck on Pub windows to keep the local Chavscum away....

Definately looks a bit of a mong..... :p :D
 
#7
Minor problem still to be resolved - I thought Nefertiti was of the brown-skinned persuasion?

Now a bit late to ask Michael Jackson about how to change colour.
 
#8
Feck me, all she has achieved is a forehead the size of Holland
 
#9
Never mind all that. I would.
 
#10
Mazur_UK said:
Feck me, all she has achieved is a forehead the size of Holland

And a face like a Dutch clog.
 
#13
All this beggars the question.. where is the Medical Ethics Committee on this?.. All I see is a delusional woman who is quite in need of psychiatric help but instead a bunch or one plastic surgeon was quite happy to suck her dry of thousands for no apparent reason other than he needed a new yacht.

Something wrong here,, further evidence of the decline of the West...

Armageddon disappointed in all this.. 2012 and the end can't come fast enough... One ticket to Mars, please...
 
#14
It's a little known fact that Neffertiti actualy spent her own weight in gold on surgery, in order to look like a wax doll that had been left too close to a fire!!!
 
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Rocketeer said:
a bunch or one plastic surgeon was quite happy to suck her dry of thousands for no apparent reason other than he needed a new yacht.
Excellent point Rocketeer.

For all the ladies out there; I specialise in Rihanna look-a-likes. For a mere 10,000 quid (VAT included) I can make you look like her in just one afternoon session. My skills consist of good old fashioned body modification techniques specialising on eye sockets and jaws. Bring your own belt if you want me to fine tune any other areas. Regular sessions are needed to keep you up to date. PM me for more details.
 
#16
I was Joseph Merrick, the elephant man in a past life, but I sure fuckingwell don't want to look like him .
 
#17
Only one more step for this daft bint to take, Queen Nefertits is very dead! now if she really believes she is the late one then she needs to snuff it and satisfy herself totally. :roll: :roll: :wink: :wink:
 

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