£200,000, 51 operations turn mother into Queen Nefertiti

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  1. She started out like this:


    Halfway through, she looked like this:


    And after a lot of money, she has achieved her goal, and looks like this:

  2. Looks like Pete Burns. Shudder
  3. I'd ask for a refund if I were her and as for her rubbish tit tat.... :roll:
  4. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    ah thought my eyes were going wonky. It looks like a "look what i did at school today mum with some ink and a compass" tatoo.

    interesting shaped mouth do you think it goes much wider if not then not much use if so then hell i'd fuck it.
  5. Wow, Oh Gar..... She looks like one of the 'Window-Licker' dolls that are stuck on Pub windows to keep the local Chavscum away....

    Definately looks a bit of a mong..... :p :D
  6. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    Minor problem still to be resolved - I thought Nefertiti was of the brown-skinned persuasion?

    Now a bit late to ask Michael Jackson about how to change colour.
  7. Feck me, all she has achieved is a forehead the size of Holland
  8. Never mind all that. I would.

  9. And a face like a Dutch clog.
  10. I didn't know Nefertiti had a dagger tattoed on her chest. 8O
  11. Bet you didn't know she'd had face-lifts too huh? WAY ahead of the curve that Queen.
  12. All this beggars the question.. where is the Medical Ethics Committee on this?.. All I see is a delusional woman who is quite in need of psychiatric help but instead a bunch or one plastic surgeon was quite happy to suck her dry of thousands for no apparent reason other than he needed a new yacht.

    Something wrong here,, further evidence of the decline of the West...

    Armageddon disappointed in all this.. 2012 and the end can't come fast enough... One ticket to Mars, please...
  13. It's a little known fact that Neffertiti actualy spent her own weight in gold on surgery, in order to look like a wax doll that had been left too close to a fire!!!
  14. Excellent point Rocketeer.

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