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£15-sh*g but only £10 for up the tradesmen.......

#1
So London is rife with 'brothels' offering sex for as little as 15quid and a tenner for high risk unprotected sex up the sh*tter!....did those doing the survey ask me about my missus? did they fcuk! thats high risk fcukin sex Mind you watch the prices rocket up in time for 2012 Olympics..come on Boris safeguard this vital trade as Harperson wants to make it illegal to pay for sex.
'PROSTITUTES in London are selling full sex for as little as £15, a shock report has revealed.
A women's charity surveyed more than 900 brothels in the capital.
The sickening report revealed that many brothels offered high-risk “services” such as unprotected anal sex for just £10 extra.
And a number of premises said they had “very young girls” available.
The charity said its investigation exposed the “disturbing prevalence” of prostitution across the capital.'
scum paper
the sun I know but it does drag up some seedy stories.
 
#4
I saw a programme about hookers in London last week,they had loads of these 'classy' hookers who charge hundreds for shagging business men. It was glorifying it, saying that theyre really independant classy women etc. It pissed me off as they were completely blind to all the dirty £10 up the arrse smackhead crackhead sluts out there. They were all saying stuff like 'i make £1000 per day,drive a bmw and am studying a degree. I had housing problems once,was staying in a hostel full of smackheads,all the girls in there were offering sex for a bit of smack.dirty scum women.
 
#5
Whilst I think the legalisation of brothels is probably long overdue, the worrying thing is that these places are reportedly offering unprotected sex for an extra tenner!

If I'd known that was all it would cost, I'd never have got married
 
#6
Sorry for lack of addresses/phone numbers...........do try this one,supposed to be into anything!!!! but is abit of a double bagger so be warned :lol:
Harriet Harman MP
House of Commons
London
SW1A 0AA
Fax: 0207 219 4877
harmanh(at)parliament.uk
In case of Emergencies you can call my office on:
Tel: 0207 219 4218
I like the idea of being able to fax ones requirements,adds a touch of class :lol:
 

BrunoNoMedals

LE
Kit Reviewer
#7
pyrogenica said:
Whilst I think the legalisation of brothels is probably long overdue, the worrying thing is that these places are reportedly offering unprotected sex for an extra tenner!

If I'd known that was all it would cost, I'd never have got married
Piss poor through-life costing there, son. If you'd invested in a Qinetic study you'd have realised the alternative option existed and thus been able to adopt an approach that not only offered value for money, but also fun, excitement and diversity.

It's called BLART procurement.
 
#8
brianlara said:
I saw a programme about hookers in London last week,they had loads of these 'classy' hookers who charge hundreds for shagging business men. It was glorifying it, saying that theyre really independant classy women etc. It pissed me off as they were completely blind to all the dirty £10 up the arrse smackhead crackhead sluts out there. They were all saying stuff like 'i make £1000 per day,drive a bmw and am studying a degree. I had housing problems once,was staying in a hostel full of smackheads,all the girls in there were offering sex for a bit of smack.dirty scum women.
Time for you to get your ballpeen hammer out of retirement perhaps and start cleansing the streets of sluts again.
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#9
smudge67 said:
Why doesn't it mention addresses???
Because they dont exist? The Poppy Project which did this 'survey' is a notorious band of shrieking harpies in sensible shoes. Their research methodology has always been suspect, because they start with the result they want and work back. Al Lo!!! The media gives them their headlines.

A nice earner since their work *Linky* is funded by London Councils and Office for Criminal Justice Reform (Min. of Justice).

Last year they shrieked about some underage girls in a brothel in London, chained to beds. The Rozzers arrived. All girls were over 18, all had permits or docs to be here. All said "Sod off and leave us alone".

Finally, Harriet Harperson is a big fan of their work.

'Nuff said.
 
#10
BrunoNoMedals said:
pyrogenica said:
Whilst I think the legalisation of brothels is probably long overdue, the worrying thing is that these places are reportedly offering unprotected sex for an extra tenner!

If I'd known that was all it would cost, I'd never have got married
urine poor through-life costing there, son. If you'd invested in a Qinetic study you'd have realised the alternative option existed and thus been able to adopt an approach that not only offered value for money, but also fun, excitement and diversity.

It's called BLART procurement.
You're not on the next floor from me, are you? I'm sure I hear someone say exactly the same thing about the Meteor missile only last week in a meeting :)
 

BrunoNoMedals

LE
Kit Reviewer
#11
pyrogenica said:
BrunoNoMedals said:
pyrogenica said:
Whilst I think the legalisation of brothels is probably long overdue, the worrying thing is that these places are reportedly offering unprotected sex for an extra tenner!

If I'd known that was all it would cost, I'd never have got married
urine poor through-life costing there, son. If you'd invested in a Qinetic study you'd have realised the alternative option existed and thus been able to adopt an approach that not only offered value for money, but also fun, excitement and diversity.

It's called BLART procurement.
You're not on the next floor from me, are you? I'm sure I hear someone say exactly the same thing about the Meteor missile only last week in a meeting :)
I don't do missiles, unfortunately. They won't let me near things that go bang :(
 
#12
BrunoNoMedals said:
pyrogenica said:
BrunoNoMedals said:
pyrogenica said:
Whilst I think the legalisation of brothels is probably long overdue, the worrying thing is that these places are reportedly offering unprotected sex for an extra tenner!

If I'd known that was all it would cost, I'd never have got married
urine poor through-life costing there, son. If you'd invested in a Qinetic study you'd have realised the alternative option existed and thus been able to adopt an approach that not only offered value for money, but also fun, excitement and diversity.

It's called BLART procurement.
You're not on the next floor from me, are you? I'm sure I hear someone say exactly the same thing about the Meteor missile only last week in a meeting :)
I don't do missiles, unfortunately. They won't let me near things that go bang :(
I only deal with things that project managers say will go bang, at some indeterminate point in the distant future and only after 6 times has been spent than originally budgetted for.

Still, anything is good after Bowman....
 

BrunoNoMedals

LE
Kit Reviewer
#13
pyrogenica said:
BrunoNoMedals said:
pyrogenica said:
BrunoNoMedals said:
pyrogenica said:
Whilst I think the legalisation of brothels is probably long overdue, the worrying thing is that these places are reportedly offering unprotected sex for an extra tenner!

If I'd known that was all it would cost, I'd never have got married
urine poor through-life costing there, son. If you'd invested in a Qinetic study you'd have realised the alternative option existed and thus been able to adopt an approach that not only offered value for money, but also fun, excitement and diversity.

It's called BLART procurement.
You're not on the next floor from me, are you? I'm sure I hear someone say exactly the same thing about the Meteor missile only last week in a meeting :)
I don't do missiles, unfortunately. They won't let me near things that go bang :(
I only deal with things that project managers say will go bang, at some indeterminate point in the distant future and only after 6 times has been spent than originally budgetted for.

Still, anything is good after Bowman....
That is Bowman, isn't it?
 
#14
They're refined things it seems, not only are the problems the same for each project, but the excuses are the same now. Probably because it's the same project managers, waste of flesh the lot of them
 

BrunoNoMedals

LE
Kit Reviewer
#15
pyrogenica said:
They're refined things it seems, not only are the problems the same for each project, but the excuses are the same now. Probably because it's the same project managers, waste of flesh the lot of them
What you need are more engineering graduates :D
 
#16
BrunoNoMedals said:
pyrogenica said:
They're refined things it seems, not only are the problems the same for each project, but the excuses are the same now. Probably because it's the same project managers, waste of flesh the lot of them
What you need are more engineering graduates :D
hahahaha. Brilliant! :clap:

I'm so old that that I can remember when someone graduated in an engineering discipline, that was actually what they did.
 

BrunoNoMedals

LE
Kit Reviewer
#17
pyrogenica said:
BrunoNoMedals said:
pyrogenica said:
They're refined things it seems, not only are the problems the same for each project, but the excuses are the same now. Probably because it's the same project managers, waste of flesh the lot of them
What you need are more engineering graduates :D
hahahaha. Brilliant! :clap:

I'm so old that that I can remember when someone graduated in an engineering discipline, that was actually what they did.
Unlike moi, who graduated and got told "join the MOD, see cool sh*t, blow stuff up and fiddle with tanks!" and ending up practicing project management (i.e. filing for C1s) and balancing finances.

Although, to be fair, it's a bloody good scheme in DESG.

Anyway, we digress: cheap hookers please!
 
#18
Harriet Harman claims she is against prostitution because it exploits wimmin and is BAD. However she is quite happy to lie for money. Double standards??
 
#19
Mr_Deputy said:
Cuddles said:
Harriet Harman claims she is against prostitution because it exploits wimmin and is BAD. However she is quite happy to lie for money. Double standards??
Well she'd be no good as a hooker so she's only one option really and its not like she's closing a door of opportunity on herself.....I mean..would you?
I would. With the Angel of the North.

Whenever I waver with political indecision at the thought of another Tory government, I only have to think of her, and I'm virtually at the village hall already.
 

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