£1000 to spend on an "Experience"..any suggestions?

#1
Right, my other half has been working her socks off at work and has been given £1000 to spend on an "experience" day for herself and me :)

Being the dutyful person I am, I am looking for ideas for me, I mean her.

She mentioned a track day on the bikes...I mentioned a flight in a spitfire..to which she looked interested...anything you guys can suggest?

I tried the "50 thai girl gang bang", but she said no! :(
 
#4
I'll let her have a go on me for £99. That leaves you a fortune to spend on yourself.
That's hardly going to be a days experience is it now? and at £99 for 15 seconds, that's a higher hourly rate than my local garage.
 
#5
To paraphrase a dead bloke, you could spend 90% of the money on women, drink and fast cars and then waste the rest. Albeit £1000 isn't going to get you many fast cars.
 
#7
You could go for the porn experience....I gather you can pay someone dosh and they will film you and your missus to make arty nude shots and your own "professional porn"
 
#8
Out of interest how much is the Spitfire flight? That does sound good

I'd be tempted to say I'd have a week in Ibiza and get a proper break rather than spend it all on a couple of hours in a sports car to be honest. And helicopter flights, tank driving days etc aren't exactly a novelty even to an ex STAB
 
#10
Not sure if you both fit the age and weight criteria :wink: But a parachute jump is a must. Not one of that Tandem rubbish, but a proper solo jump.

Solo Skydiving - Static line courses
 
#12
If flying is your thing, An hour or two in Tiger Moth is a great way to get a feel of an elegant 1930s biplane.
 
#14
Out of interest how much is the Spitfire flight? That does sound good

I'd be tempted to say I'd have a week in Ibiza and get a proper break rather than spend it all on a couple of hours in a sports car to be honest. And helicopter flights, tank driving days etc aren't exactly a novelty even to an ex STAB
Fly with a Spitfire © for the spitfire prices.

Have spent far to long in the back of Pumas, Wessex, Chinooks, 432's and oither such things for that to be fun..and I am not sure she would go for that.

(bugger..just noticed its fly WITH, not IN a Spitfire :( )
 
#15
Pay me a grand to **** up her hoop, you can film it and put it on a XXX website and make more than a grand. Dragons den has **** all on me.....
 
#16
Go on a weekend tour of Scotish Distillery's,and sample other Whisky's rather than the normal piss sold in supermarkets...
 
#18
Go on a weekend tour of Scotish Distillery's,and sample other Whisky's rather than the normal piss sold in supermarkets...


Lol..that would be a busmens holiday for her..she worked in distillaries..and out collection of Malts pretty much covers the distillaries round where we live.
 
#19
Fly with a Spitfire © for the spitfire prices.

Have spent far to long in the back of Pumas, Wessex, Chinooks, 432's and oither such things for that to be fun..and I am not sure she would go for that.

(bugger..just noticed its fly WITH, not IN a Spitfire :( )
Yeah I spotted that , cheaper to sit on the cliffs with a crate of ale and a bbq then wait for it to come along.

Your only alternative I think would be in the US but not for a grand . Welcome to Warbird Squadron
 

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#20
do a spa day but make sure your masseur does happy endings :) then go for a big blow out.
 

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