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mess toast

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    Toast to the ladies

    Hi all, I’m after a bit of help please, organising a mess dinner night and I’m after a speech for the “toast to the ladies” and “toast to the men”. Would like there to be a bit of humour in it, not the standard boring ones. Can someone recommend a good website or even a speech please? Thank you...