1. D

    Getting "Winstoned"

    Seems like the introduction of the new £5 is causing our coke snorting citizens problems due to the sharp edges of said fiver slicing up their hooter when ingesting the Colombian marching powder. What's to be done...
  2. chuggafugga

    Crime pays, or does it?

    Perhaps old news to some but something to show the Border Force do more than reject immigrants etc The sad story of how a trio on a small fishing vessel were recently caught with nearly a ton of 70% pure cocaine with a street value of £82m I particularly liked the part where the captain of the...