For some arrsers, there may be hope on the horizon.
London-based Dr David Levy, author of 'Love and Sex with Robots', has said in the future it will be common to find sex robots modelled on celebrities.
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Bollocks, ACAB went for August last year and now we are in September.
I'm going for, in no particular order apart from number 3:
1. Prince Phillip
2. Jeremy Corbyn
3. A refugee under the age of 5 for front page newspaper pictures
4. Al Zuwahari
5. The Queen (outsider but could be good for a...