I have to agree with Filbert Fox here. You'd both get it.
quote should have read "who's that clip-clopping over my bridge" (trolls)
Empty VC10 freighter (or re-fueler) - HOW DID they roll you BOTH on???? "This is your captain speaking - welcome back to Brize Norton from your Op tour. The weather is sh*t outside as usual and oh, for all women onboard - you are now officially ugly again!"
wat a pair of munters, bring on the ladyboys
No surprise the plane is empty - when the Captain introduced the Stewardesses, they all jumped out..
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