The badge is only 4cms off the centre-line!
Now use the tape measure and take a photo with it next to your willy. Give us all a laugh
Hey Litotes, at least you wont need to extend the tape measure
Is your willy 4 cms off-center, too?
more like 4 inches off the centre line you dull ****
Talking of daft *****, hello pot
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