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  1. TheLordFlasheart
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    BEST OF NAAFI

    TheLordFlasheart, Mar 2, 2005
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    38,736
    donmac
    May 12, 2012
  2. jarrod248
    Like x 5

    Viz like top tips.

    jarrod248, Jun 13, 2014 ... 102 103 104
    Replies:
    1,556
    Views:
    191,489
    W P
    Sep 20, 2017 at 2:03 PM
  3. Brandt
    Excellent Topic x 9

    The Emperor Mongs Pronouncements

    Brandt, Nov 16, 2007 ... 618 619 620
    Replies:
    9,289
    Views:
    1,441,917
    Fat_Cav
    Sep 20, 2017 at 1:21 PM
  4. SLUDGE
    Like x 4

    how bone is your missus.

    SLUDGE, Aug 22, 2006 ... 365 366 367
    Replies:
    5,498
    Views:
    1,233,039
    Kirkz
    Sep 19, 2017 at 5:24 PM
  5. Cait
    Funny x 5

    Happy St Skyscrapers Day.

    Cait, Sep 11, 2008 ... 78 79 80
    Replies:
    1,185
    Views:
    216,829
    smallbrownprivates
    Sep 11, 2017
  6. error_unknown

    Following through - Sport of Kings

    error_unknown, Oct 15, 2003 ... 18 19 20
    Replies:
    299
    Views:
    157,794
    uncle_vanya
    Sep 4, 2017
  7. jarrod248

    Proper Remembering.

    jarrod248, Aug 4, 2014 ... 94 95 96
    Replies:
    1,434
    Views:
    102,894
    beefer
    Sep 1, 2017
  9. bernoulli
    Excellent Topic x 5

    If you absolutely had to fill a mass grave...

    bernoulli, Jun 15, 2004 ... 49 50 51
    Replies:
    757
    Views:
    187,394
    Eyebrows of Doom
    Jul 20, 2017
  10. FiveAlpha
    Excellent Topic x 4

    Memories of Kenya

    FiveAlpha, Apr 11, 2011 ... 15 16 17
    Replies:
    242
    Views:
    109,010
    Lardbeast
    Jul 6, 2017
  11. Jip Travolta

    The British Army DS Phrase Book......

    Jip Travolta, Feb 2, 2003 ... 36 37 38
    Replies:
    567
    Views:
    492,817
    Thunderhawk
    May 7, 2017
  12. BlackHand
    Funny x 4

    Nucking Futters

    BlackHand, Nov 15, 2004 ... 3 4 5
    Replies:
    62
    Views:
    30,062
    Ecosse
    Mar 27, 2017
  13. Ravers
    Like x 12

    Pull up a bollard - Memoirs of a Matelot.

    Ravers, Apr 29, 2013 ... 44 45 46
    Replies:
    676
    Views:
    316,378
    CmdKeen
    Mar 9, 2017
  14. Porridge_gun
    Like x 13

    So whats the biggest thing you've pushed up your apple

    Porridge_gun, Mar 17, 2014 ... 12 13 14
    Replies:
    206
    Views:
    47,868
    bill4725
    Dec 1, 2016
  15. convoy_cock
    Like x 22

    The Banjo Files

    convoy_cock, Apr 27, 2006 ... 17 18 19
    Replies:
    281
    Views:
    85,799
    Lardbeast
    Sep 27, 2016
  17. Moodybitch

    She was just too gopping and you just couldnt bang it......

    Moodybitch, Jul 6, 2004 ... 9 10 11
    Replies:
    157
    Views:
    181,133
    re-stilly
    Sep 16, 2016
  18. Rodney2q
    Excellent Topic x 16

    Active Service/Operational Tours - the best and worst things

    Rodney2q, Sep 8, 2016 ... 10 11 12
    Replies:
    173
    Views:
    22,821
    beagleboy
    Sep 13, 2016
  19. Fugly
    Like x 4

    Urban Escape and Evasion

    Fugly, Apr 20, 2010 ... 7 8 9
    Replies:
    123
    Views:
    70,042
    WolvoExPunk
    Sep 6, 2016
  20. HE117
    Excellent Topic x 5

    I didn't think it was going to do that...

    HE117, Jun 12, 2014 ... 22 23 24
    Replies:
    358
    Views:
    73,758
    lastwalt
    Aug 19, 2016
  21. The-Lord-Flasheart

    Johnny Morris, Johnny Ball or Tony Hart?

    The-Lord-Flasheart, Oct 9, 2007 ... 16 17 18
    Replies:
    260
    Views:
    53,092
    Stan_Da_Bout
    Apr 8, 2016
  22. changingmag

    French Lesbians Protest - God bless them all

    changingmag, Nov 26, 2012 ... 3 4 5
    Replies:
    72
    Views:
    34,439
    knobfeta1795
    Oct 22, 2015
  23. error_unknown
    Like x 6

    Im turning my kids into tiny squaddies and im not ashamed

    error_unknown, Jun 23, 2004 ... 10 11 12
    Replies:
    171
    Views:
    114,770
    brewmeister
    Sep 14, 2015
  24. convoy_cock
    Like x 5

    Irritable Arrse Syndrome

    convoy_cock, Nov 1, 2004 ... 3 4 5
    Replies:
    73
    Views:
    25,733
    Subsunk
    May 26, 2015
  25. cernunnos

    Lezzers - God Bless them! Air your views here!

    cernunnos, Mar 21, 2007 ... 53 54 55
    Replies:
    824
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    428,779
    tiger stacker
    Jan 12, 2015
  26. Mr Bullet Magnet
    Like x 6

    Mr Bullet Magnet - the hero

    Mr Bullet Magnet, Sep 26, 2014 ... 37 38 39
    Replies:
    577
    Views:
    45,594
    Guns
    Oct 8, 2014
  27. alib

    Bicycle Seats In Plane Cabins

    alib, Jul 14, 2014
    Replies:
    14
    Views:
    2,761
    jarrod248
    Jul 24, 2014
  28. Ravers
    Like x 13

    Living on the edge.

    Ravers, Jul 7, 2014 ... 19 20 21
    Replies:
    300
    Views:
    37,493
    Jimmy_Green
    Jul 23, 2014
  29. sillyboy

    Lou and the taste of Vim

    sillyboy, Oct 29, 2009 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    45
    Views:
    29,453
    Lardbeast
    Jun 1, 2014
  30. error_unknown
    Like x 4

    Is it possible to be nostalgic about swamping the bed?

    error_unknown, Apr 2, 2004 ... 5 6 7
    Replies:
    90
    Views:
    51,218
    BingtheMing
    May 26, 2014
  31. shortfuse

    From the mouths of children

    shortfuse, May 9, 2005 ... 13 14 15
    Replies:
    222
    Views:
    127,844
    Garhwal
    May 22, 2014
  32. Mighty_doh_nut

    Embarassing moment

    Mighty_doh_nut, Nov 2, 2005 ... 2 3 4
    Replies:
    47
    Views:
    17,397
    Badger_Heed
    May 22, 2014
  33. Mighty_doh_nut

    Prank calls

    Mighty_doh_nut, Apr 25, 2003 ... 7 8 9
    Replies:
    128
    Views:
    114,820
    721CXT
    Jan 20, 2014
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