Army Rumour Service

Army officers started a huge blaze at their barracks after they fired a flare gun and held a 'gladiator fight' in a swimming pool, a court martial heard today.

Lieutenant Tim Carpenter found the flares and handed them to Captain Rupert Nurich who fired one through a window which caused a 'substantial fire'.

Seems they think that they are not guilty of arson or criminal damage to reckless endanger life Lt Carpenter and Cpt Nurich, both of the Royal Scots Dragoon Guards,

This recent example of Arrse expertise by Riddickculouse got me thinking

At some stage in the near future, a space exploration vehicle of previously unheard of design crash lands on an as yet undiscovered planet, and makes big news. Within days of this event, on Arrse we will have:

1. Several people who have first hand experience of the design and operation of this space exploration vehicle arguing violently on the exact details of the crash landing.

2. Bobthebuilder telling us that he had board level, cock on block P&L responsibility .......

The new frontline: voices of veterans in need | SSAFA the armed forces charity

A sobering read.