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Where to find them
Some favourite internet haunts. Some of these are the biz:
- Female Heroine Walts!. Hmmm.
- Colonel Saunders - 'It's Finger Lickin' Good!'
- Prepare to be impressed! [I'm thinking of uploading one of my mates to this site] Collectors' Corner
Not that anyone is suggesting that there is a link between Waltism and obesity. Although a long term study of these creatures does look fairly likely given the popularity of the thread so we'll let you know (unless the greedy b'stards eat our researchers).
Special types of Walting
(thanks to ARRSE chat for these)
- A-Walting: To go Walting
- E-Walting: Walting on the internet
- AWALT: To Walt being AWOL. AKA Blueface
- Walter PPk: To Walt being James Bond
- Matlida: Female Australian Walt
- F Walteen: Flown by Crabwalts
- D-Walt: Pretending to be a power drill, Can also mean recovering from the sad influence of waltisim.
- Walter Kronkite: Pretending to be an American Journalist
- Walter Pistol: A pretend gun
- WaltMart: A walt shopping on ebay for genuine SAS KFS.
- Reverse Walting: Not quite Walting... but?
- Walt-er E Kurtz: Walting as an insane US Special Forces Colonel.
- Walt-er Koenig: A Walting trekie. Walting a walt? JEEZ, that's bad!
- Walt Disney: Walting as a cryogenically preserved cartoonist.
- Woodland Walt: Pretends to be on patrol in a forest.