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*Topic of a now legendary thread in the Int Cell - [http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=15503/start=0.html Search for a Walt Star]
 
 
*Arrse's highest ranking Walt yet - [[caubeen|Caubeen]]
 
 
*The disturbing act of [[John Rambo]].
 
 
*An early legend in the Walt-hunting world - [[Mike Golden]].
 
 
*The sad case of [[Alan Dobison]].
 
 
*[[Brian Jennings]] - [[Trumpton]]'s first walt.
 
 
*[http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=8436778 Paul "The Reaper" Hartley] - [[Vietnam War]]/[[SEAL]]/[[SWAT]]/[[Top Gun]] [http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/5108/waltskr2.jpg big timing] walty [http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/7897/paulhartleycr9.jpg cnut] [[ACF]] [[Sergeant]] and serial liar.
 
 
*[[Maurice Mennie]] - eBay [[RMP]] [[airsoft]] [[mong]]. Sad. Very sad indeed.
 
 
*When walting goes disastrously wrong I - [[Jamie Barratt]].
 
 
*When walting goes disastrously wrong II - [[Simon de Montfort-Broughton]]. Our most contentious walt yet.
 
 
*When walting goes disastrously wrong III - [[Jim McAuley]].
 
 
*When walting goes disastrously wrong IV - [[The Mall Ninja]].
 
 
*When walting goes disastrously wrong V - [[John Pierce]].
 
 
*Even wiggers can be walts if you're name is [[Richie C]] - child walt, cnut and spelling error.
 
 
*[http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewtopic/t=62207/highlight=andy+andrew+gregory.html Andy Gregory] [[GSM]] - Parachute pilot extraordinaire and 'survivor'.
 
 
*The even sadder case of [[Barry Simkins]].
 
 
*[[Graham Eckerman]] [[VC]] and [[SBS]] hero... or rather not.
 
 
*[http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/news/tm_method=full%26objectID=19515430%26siteID=66633-name_page.html Will it never end?]
 
 
*[http://fightbigamy.typepad.com/my_weblog/2007/03/canadian_serial.html  Mick Waring] - The walting wife collector.
 
 
*[http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=68108 Phil Elmore] - Steely-eyed nailsy spam megawalt
 
 
*[[Walting With Confidence]] - The absolutely essential one-stop guide to walting.
 
  
 
=Where to find them=
 
=Where to find them=

Revision as of 17:04, 16 July 2008

sas_2.jpg THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS FACTS ABOUT WALTS AND MUST BE HANDLED ACCORDINGLY!






Where to find them

Some favourite internet haunts. Some of these are the biz:

  • Prepare to be impressed! [I'm thinking of uploading one of my mates to this site] Collectors' Corner

Insignia

TRF

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Mmmmm...pies

Not that anyone is suggesting that there is a link between Waltism and obesity. Although a long term study of these creatures does look fairly likely given the popularity of the thread so we'll let you know (unless the greedy b'stards eat our researchers).

Special types of Walting

(thanks to ARRSE chat for these)

  • A-Walting: To go Walting
  • E-Walting: Walting on the internet
  • AWALT: To Walt being AWOL. AKA Blueface
  • Walter PPk: To Walt being James Bond
  • Matlida: Female Australian Walt
  • F Walteen: Flown by Crabwalts
  • D-Walt: Pretending to be a power drill, Can also mean recovering from the sad influence of waltisim.
  • Walter Kronkite: Pretending to be an American Journalist
  • Walter Pistol: A pretend gun
  • WaltMart: A walt shopping on ebay for genuine SAS KFS.
  • Reverse Walting: Not quite Walting... but?
  • Walt-er E Kurtz: Walting as an insane US Special Forces Colonel.
  • Walt-er Koenig: A Walting trekie. Walting a walt? JEEZ, that's bad!
  • Walt Disney: Walting as a cryogenically preserved cartoonist.
  • Woodland Walt: Pretends to be on patrol in a forest.

And last but not least

The Walts National Anthem!