The good looking bastard...
Self-confessed gwar, recently 'outed' himself in chat to gauge public reaction. Given the adverse comments, he has adopted the Mike Tierney naming convention, and refers to his hair colour variously as 'Harvest Gold', 'Strangely Brown', and'Strawberry Blond'.
More recently, has taken to referring to himself as a 'Golden Locked Hero'
As with all gingers mingers, would benefit from facial immolation.
Do not expose to sunlight; as with all Hammer & Spanner Ops, sunlight is an allergen unless the individual has recently been dipped in OX27.