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Doctrine is the shy, innocent, quietly-spoken and thoughtful girlfriend of a dashing young soldier. She is relatively new to Arrse and has only made a few postings. She is a regular visitor to the Current Affairs and Intelligence Cell forums and is a keen advocate of a healthy lifestyle. Doctrine likes to go swimming, walk in the countryside and surf the internet in her spare time. A considerate lady who tries to make relevant and informative posts on a wide range of safe and uncontroversial topics.

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Doctrine was previously known as pentwyn.....BANNED

Prior to that, it was known as mercedes.....BANNED

Prior to that, it was known as toshiba.....BANNED

Prior to that, it was known as Yannie.....BANNED

Prior to that, it was known as Lawstudent.....Guess what? BANNED

Habitual troll to the Army Rumour Site and uses the site for 'therapy'. Compulsive personality disorders have ensured it has actually argued with itself and even proved itself wrong on many occasions (having started and argument then contradicted itself many times). Dubious reports (mainly from its own account) that it has a soldier (Gurkha) boyfriend. The fact is, it hasnt. It is in fact a virgin. Not through religious or moral reasons, more due to it looking like Bernard Mannings wank sock and its bizarre stalking tendancies.

Best avoided. If it attaches itself onto you like an Alien style creature, the only cure is to pay it a visit. I'm sure if you ask nicely, its residence can be found.