University of London OTC
Also known as 1 University London (Caliphate) Rifles (1ULR) (The University of London Officers Training Corps)
Comprises of 4 companies. Athlone company is the first year training company. B coy has 7 troops. Each troop is associated to a different corp or regiment. There is RA, RAC, R Sigs, Infantry, RE, REME, and RLC.
C Coy is the Cadre company and is responcible running the POD and TAPO course.
Canterbury Company is a separate Company to the main London unit, our base being Handel St. . Canterbury Company are led by a gang of misfits. Filling the ULOTC's quota for ex-pats and drunkards. Guided by a group of drunkards and bigots. Most in London are convinced that this is the resurgence of the Waffen SS and the NSDAP groups and are focussed in stamping out any political dissent. The motto of this group is "work sets you free". Something many of the London JUO's have commented on. Recently our glorious Adj. unleash an attack on Canterbury, known to them as TASOgate/ResSOgate, this stripped Canterbury of their battle honours.
Famed for the "Stonehouse Masacre" of 1994 when on the same night there were Mexican waves during the dinner, the CO was heckled by the 2i/c, the PMC stood up and shouted "be quiet you foul-mouthed cnuts!", and afterwards Hans the Nutty German Para swam the Tamar, a cav officer threw up on the CO's shoes, the Adj took a 2 am parade so drunk he could hardly stand up, "Nobby" Clarke swamped in the middle of the parade square, Capt Ed "Prize Turnip" got smacked square in the chops by an OCdt, "Knuckles" got caught shagging some bird in the back of a 4-tonner, the RSM had a fight with the RSM of 42 Cdo, and the PSI's threatened to resign en masse.
Please note. To all joining the ULOTC for the benefits of pay. Don't. You have been lied to. Pay will not come, especially not the amount required for the amount of lube that you require as a member of Athlone Coy in London as you will be f***ed repeatedly, and hard.