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Tits can be name things and can have many names.

The following are good...

All of the above can all be encased by a Wonderbra in order to create a luscious cleavage for the insertion of the Pork Sword. The clever addition of nipples gives the squaddie the opportunity to revert to childhood and play Etch-A-Sketch.

An enterprising young soldier also developed the rules of Tit Cricket in order to while away the hours waiting for Bezzers to arrive.

See Tit Monday for an important date in your diary.

Not quite so good:

  • A situation that's gone pear-shaped, e.g. 'It's all gone tits Sarge!' i.e. Tits Up.
  • Tits on a fish - Something that's useless, e.g. SA80.
  • A person has messed up - 'You're a complete tit you know that!'

Definitely not good:

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