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Tessa Jowell

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Bliar 'babe' [Really?] and current Head Shed of the DCMS - Department for Culture, Media & Sport. They were going to call it the Department for Media & Sport, but that would've meant DMS, and the dept. did not wish to be associated with a pair of shitty boots. So, they added an extra letter - for Culture. When they say 'culture', they means everyone elses', so you can forget traditional (and hazardous) British stuff like conker championships, Morris dancing and cheese rolling. It was also the perfect excuse for a bit of Acronym Overload.

Attempted to sell mega casinos and 24 hour gambling as good for you. Made arrse of announcement by NOT giving a mega casino to the correct Labour party bribers ... err ... donators. Cue more anti government action from m'learned friends.

There's something of the chaotic about our Tessa. She seems to share that quality exhibited by her cohorts - i.e. a totally fucking useless politician who leaves a trail of destruction behind her. Actually resigned from her husband to spend more time with her job.

Nearly as useless as Hazel 'I dont understand so I'll smile inanely' Blears

More here: Tessa!