Difference between revisions of "Tessa Jowell"

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I've just put the budget for the Olympics on 13 black!

Bliar 'babe' [Really?]. sacked by Gordy Broon as Head Shed of the Department for Culture, Media & Sport, has now been appointed as Minister for the Olympics and London, which will probably put the final kibosh on any hopes of the Olympics taking place on time or on budget.

As Head Shed at DCMS, attempted to sell mega casinos and 24 hour gambling as good for you. Made arrse of announcement by NOT giving a mega casino to the correct Labour party bribers ... err ... donators. Cue more anti government action from m'learned friends.

There's something of the chaotic about our Tessa. She seems to share that quality exhibited by her cohorts - i.e. a totally fucking useless politician who leaves a trail of destruction behind her. Actually resigned from her husband to spend more time with her job.

Currently has tinkers at the bottom of her garden. Story here.

Nearly as useless as Hazel 'I dont understand so I'll smile inanely' Blears

More here: Tessa!

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-Bliar 'babe' [''Really?''] and current Head Shed of the DCMS - Department for Culture, Media & Sport. They were going to call it the Department for Media & Sport, but that would've meant DMS, and the dept. did not wish to be associated with a pair of shitty boots. So, they added an extra letter - for Culture. When they say 'culture', they means everyone elses', so you can forget traditional (and hazardous) British stuff like conker championships, Morris dancing and cheese rolling. It was also the perfect excuse for a bit of Acronym Overload.
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+! colspan=2 bgcolor=red | <font color=white>I've just put the budget for the Olympics on 13 black!</font>
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-There's something of the chaotic about our Tessa. She seems to share that quality exhibited by her cohorts - i.e. a totally fucking useless politician who leaves a trail of destruction behind her.
+Bliar 'babe' [''Really?'']. sacked by [[Gordon Brown|Gordy Broon]] as Head Shed of the [[Department for Culture, Media & Sport]], has now been appointed as Minister for the [[Olympic Games|Olympics]] and London, which will probably put the final kibosh on any hopes of the Olympics taking place on time or on budget.
+As Head Shed at DCMS, attempted to sell mega casinos and 24 hour gambling as good for you. Made arrse of announcement by NOT giving a mega casino to the correct [[Labour]] party bribers ... err ... donators. Cue more anti government action from m'learned friends.
+There's something of the chaotic about our Tessa. She seems to share that quality exhibited by her cohorts - i.e. a totally fucking useless politician who leaves a trail of destruction behind her. Actually [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4773468.stm resigned from her husband] to spend more time with her job.
+Currently has [[Pikeys|tinkers]] at the bottom of her garden. Story [http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/24/njowell124.xml here].
 Nearly as useless as [[Hazel Blears|Hazel 'I dont understand so I'll smile inanely' Blears]]

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