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Revision as of 10:40, 14 April 2010
I have my head in an oven and my feet in a freezer.
Therefore, statistically I'm peachy.
Quotes
"There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics" - Disraeli/Mark Twain
"87.3% of statistics are made up on the spot" - Vic Reeves
"Politicians use statistics like drunkards use lampposts: not for illumination, but for support" - Hans Kuhn
