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Shoeing
Shoeing v. To fill in.
A shoeing is a well administered and carefully conducted physical assault on the enemy / whoever that at no times exceeds the reasonable use of force that a particular circumstance warrants.
A well executed assault that falls well within the reasonable use of force parameters, as agreed in court by milky handed 250K a year lawyers, is described as a "right shoeing"
What constitutes an Excessive Shoeing is still being debated in The Hague by a bunch of Chardonnay drinking, bree munching guardianistas ... so expect a decision that a slap on the wrist is too much fairly soon!
Right shoeings in history
- Battle of Agincourt
- Retreat from Moscow
- Franco-Prussian War
- Battle of the Frontiers 1914
- Battle of France 1940
- First Indo-China War
- Senegal 1 France 0
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