Scouser

Denizen of the City of Liverpool.

Likely to have a criminal record, a tracksuit, a perm, a moustashe and your hubcaps. A strange breed of people with a stupid accent, scou-sers are not real british people but allegedly spams who learned english. They are heavily criticised by the real brits (IE: Mancs, Brummies, Cockneys etc) for obvious reasons.

Muppets. Usually the idiot that gets you shot at or shot due to their complete inability to whisper. Sorry but its true, I got back from Iraq 6/6/06 after getting shot because of one of these idiots.

Scouse Terms

• Baghead - A poor person, A low life, A Mong.

• Bills - Underpants.

• Bladdered - Pissed.

• Bondy - A boarded-up house.

• Captain Kirk's - The Turkish community.

• Jaag - Fake, Pretend, Rubbish.

• Lad - General term loosely applied to members of the Male gender. (Ex. "Y'alright Lad?")

• • Lar - See Lad

• • Lid - see Lad

• Meff - Dirty, Scruffy.

• Sack It off - To bunk off

• Scatty - Rubbish, Dirty, Faeces. Scat for short.

• Scouse

1. Reference to one's origin.
2. A rather tasty stew, derived from just about anything in the cupboards of the chef in charge of the pot. Staple ingredients usually are Beef, Carrots, Potatos, Onions.

• Scranny - Fucked Up, Deformed

• Screff - Dirty, Scruffy.

• Skin shits - Spots.

• Swiss Rolls - The Polish community.