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Denizen of the City of [[Liverpool]].
 
Denizen of the City of [[Liverpool]].
  
Likely to have a criminal record, a tracksuit, a perm, a moustashe and your hubcaps.
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Likely to have a criminal record, a tracksuit, a perm, a moustashe and your alloy wheels. A strange breed of people with a stupid accent, scou-sers are not real british people but allegedly [[spams]] who learned english. They are heavily criticised by the real brits (IE: Mancs, Brummies, Cockneys etc) for obvious reasons.
  
 
Muppets. Usually the idiot that gets you shot at or shot due to their complete inability to whisper. Sorry but its true, I got back from [[Iraq]] 6/6/06 after getting shot because of one of these idiots.
 
Muppets. Usually the idiot that gets you shot at or shot due to their complete inability to whisper. Sorry but its true, I got back from [[Iraq]] 6/6/06 after getting shot because of one of these idiots.
  
http://users.ox.ac.uk/~univ1498/scouser~.jpg
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==Scouse Terms==
 
==Scouse Terms==
  
* Baghead:
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* Baghead - A poor person, A low life, A [[Mong]].
  
* Bills
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* Bills - Underpants.
  
* Bladder'd
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* Bladdered - Pissed.
  
* Bondy
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* Bondy - A boarded-up house.
  
* Jaag
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* Captain Kirk's - The Turkish community.
  
* Laa
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* Jaag - Fake, Pretend, Rubbish.
  
* Meff
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* Lad - General term loosely applied to members of the Male gender.  (Ex. "Y'alright Lad?")
  
* Scatty
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** Lar - See Lad
  
* Scranny
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** Lid - see Lad
  
* Screff
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* Meff - Dirty, Scruffy.
  
* Skin Shits
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* Sack It off - To bunk off
  
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* Scatty - Rubbish, Dirty, Faeces. [[Scat]] for short.
  
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* Scouse
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# Reference to one's origin.
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# A rather tasty stew, derived from just about anything in the cupboards of the chef in charge of the pot.  Staple ingredients usually are Beef, Carrots, Potatos, Onions.
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* Scranny - Fucked Up, Deformed
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* Screff - Dirty, Scruffy.
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* Skin shits - Spots.
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* Swiss Rolls - The Polish community.
 
[[category: People and Peoples]]
 
[[category: People and Peoples]]

Latest revision as of 13:02, 17 February 2010

Denizen of the City of Liverpool.

Likely to have a criminal record, a tracksuit, a perm, a moustashe and your alloy wheels. A strange breed of people with a stupid accent, scou-sers are not real british people but allegedly spams who learned english. They are heavily criticised by the real brits (IE: Mancs, Brummies, Cockneys etc) for obvious reasons.

Muppets. Usually the idiot that gets you shot at or shot due to their complete inability to whisper. Sorry but its true, I got back from Iraq 6/6/06 after getting shot because of one of these idiots.

rooney_og_ronaldo.jpg

Scouse Terms

  • Baghead - A poor person, A low life, A Mong.
  • Bills - Underpants.
  • Bladdered - Pissed.
  • Bondy - A boarded-up house.
  • Captain Kirk's - The Turkish community.
  • Jaag - Fake, Pretend, Rubbish.
  • Lad - General term loosely applied to members of the Male gender. (Ex. "Y'alright Lad?")
    • Lar - See Lad
    • Lid - see Lad
  • Meff - Dirty, Scruffy.
  • Sack It off - To bunk off
  • Scatty - Rubbish, Dirty, Faeces. Scat for short.
  • Scouse
  1. Reference to one's origin.
  2. A rather tasty stew, derived from just about anything in the cupboards of the chef in charge of the pot. Staple ingredients usually are Beef, Carrots, Potatos, Onions.
  • Scranny - Fucked Up, Deformed
  • Screff - Dirty, Scruffy.
  • Skin shits - Spots.
  • Swiss Rolls - The Polish community.