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'Santa Claus' is a fat German man long sought by authorities in connection to many thousands of late night break-ins, during which he is alleged to have 'observed children whilst sleeping' before leaving his notorious and somewhat ambiguous calling card: a gaily coloured curved 'rod' made of candy.

Santa also made an appearance in the movie "Home Alone" starring Oprah. "Santa" is an anagram of "Satan". Coincidence?