Rum Ration is the unofficial website of the British Royal Navy and Royal Marines. It was born in February 2006 and is the sister site of the infamous Arrse. Rum Ration offers community forums, live chat, a photo gallery and jokes section.
Who Does It Cater For?
Basically everyone with anything to do with the Navy. More specifically this includes:
- So far the 'old and bold' have made their presence known with 'dits' from the Ganges, Hood and possible HMS Victory, if we are lucky!
- If you're a member of the Martime Reserve you can find forums for both the RNR and RMR.
- With the likes of Diamond Lil's, open all hours, no need to travel down to good old Guz for a swift pint and old style banter, just click away!
- Dabbers, ach, nothing compared to the old source branches! WAFU's are still arguing over the basis 'do they actually work' and discussions as to whether or not reggies actually have any friends. Well, they are the tit bits. Come over and have a butchers at our little 'sea goers' community, something for every one!
- Even booties have there own pride and joy section, no fooling the elite RM's!
- Some people could argue that the back bone of the RN would be the Medical branch, however I am unsure that subscribing ibrufen and ice treatment for 3 days can solve every thing!
- And we can accomodate the odd army strays who were/are affiliated with one of the many big grey ships!
Have to say, even though the site is in it's 'younger' days, it is doing well.
Common haunts of the average navy goer;
For the older amongst you
- Cox's outside Unicorn gate in Pompey - long gone
- The Gladyer Inn in Rosyth - still there I think
- The Avondale in Guzz
And who can forget Studio No.2!
A few choice ones:
- It had to happen sooner or later, come see the views from the old and bold on female sailors!]
- Or even take a butchers at women at sea!], the lads humour version of us lovely ladies!
- Come see what our 'humour' has instore over in our joke module. Not promising nicker wetting fits but could put a smile on your face!
- Our Qtr deck forum, put your feet up, get the mrs to make you a cuppa and relax in the comfort of Jack's world!
- Also, come on over and see what a certain MOD gets done in his spare time.
Life after the RN
We even have a thread dedicated to finding you up to date jobs!
A few titbits from the RumRation crew:
- Ever been a little confused when you hear us lot talking about Thursday wars or DOST/OST? Take a skeg and see what you think!
- If you ever hear the phrase 1ZA lock down, don't wait round to find out what it is.
- Bites/easys are all the rage upon joining your first ship! Becareful, don't get caught out!