Massacred but for one man, known only as 'The Lone Ranger', he and his trusty side kick/special friend Tonto have become crime fighters throughout the wild west.
As far as soldiering goes, the US Army Rangers are on par with the British Womens Auxillary Ballon Corps.
Alternatively, a team supported by bigots and glory-hunters in the main. On the plus side, they're only 25 odd miles from the mighty Falkirk Football Club but still seem incapable of behaving decently on away trips.
Falkirk? WHO?????????? Jealousy, jealousy. I'd take it from a Tim they have SOMETHING to shout about at least. But FALKIRK?????