Errr... pikeys are lovely wonderful people who add immense value to British society. They are most definitely not layabouts, ne'er-do-wells or any such thing. You would be hugely proud if your daughter married a pikey. Yessirree!
This page's original incarnation caused so much offence to somebody or other that it was taken down. So what you see here is the inoffensive, politically correct version... which is nice. Remember... fluffy wabbits and tweety birds. Be nice to the fcuking pikeys and they'll be nice to you... whilst they're robbing you blind.