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* We're sending you to [[224 Signal Squadron]]
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* Your PTI for P Company is a guy named Sandy.
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* We're from the government, we're here to help you.
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* Relax, you'll be home by Christmas.
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* We're sending you to [[Royal Corps of Signals|224 Signal Squadron]]
 
* "You know I told you I was over sixteen ? Well..."
 
* "You know I told you I was over sixteen ? Well..."
 
* You've got three weeks to live
 
* You've got three weeks to live
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* Your new [[Troop]] [[Sgt]] has just done [[P company]]
 
* Your new [[Troop]] [[Sgt]] has just done [[P company]]
 
* [[Leave]] is cancelled
 
* [[Leave]] is cancelled
* Your dad is fcuking your sister
 
 
* Pick up the log
 
* Pick up the log
 
* Step to the time I call out
 
* Step to the time I call out
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* Crack, Crack, Ping, Ping, THUMP.
 
* Crack, Crack, Ping, Ping, THUMP.
 
* [[Sunray]] is down.
 
* [[Sunray]] is down.
* Breaking into double time
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* Breaking into double time...
 
* Taking you a stage further in your foot drill......... I left you in this position
 
* Taking you a stage further in your foot drill......... I left you in this position
 
* [[Rifle]] exercises judging the time.......
 
* [[Rifle]] exercises judging the time.......
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* Of course the [[Claymore]] is pointing away from us...er..which way are WE pointing ?
 
* Of course the [[Claymore]] is pointing away from us...er..which way are WE pointing ?
 
* Good effort lads, outstanding entry drills, but it's the wrong house.
 
* Good effort lads, outstanding entry drills, but it's the wrong house.
* Has anyone seen the enemy? Right! You- Draw Fire.
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* Has anyone seen the enemy? Right, You! ... Draw Fire.
* He's waking up, pass the KY, it's better when they fight back.
 
 
* GAS GAS GAS
 
* GAS GAS GAS
 
* The [[RMP]] are in the block
 
* The [[RMP]] are in the block
 
* You feature rather a lot in the Christmas duty list
 
* You feature rather a lot in the Christmas duty list
 
* I forgot to tell you, I've got herpes
 
* I forgot to tell you, I've got herpes
* You will need this opened umberella dragged from your piss slit
 
 
* Don't make plans for the weekend
 
* Don't make plans for the weekend
 
* The [[PRE]] team have just come through the gates
 
* The [[PRE]] team have just come through the gates
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* ONE! Two, Three, ONE!!
 
* ONE! Two, Three, ONE!!
 
* Mr Vice...that'll be a bottle of port
 
* Mr Vice...that'll be a bottle of port
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* Welcome to RM Bickliegh. I hear there's some special entertainment booked later on...
 
* You're in your own time now.
 
* You're in your own time now.
* My tea's a salad.
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* My wife's ugly and my supper's a salad.
 
* Sh1t rolls down hill.
 
* Sh1t rolls down hill.
 
* Bug out!!!
 
* Bug out!!!
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* You shure got a prurty mouth.....
 
* You shure got a prurty mouth.....
 
* If it ain't raining it ain't training.
 
* If it ain't raining it ain't training.
* [[Soldier]], I'm the [[Platoon Commander]], I should have the map.
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* [[Soldier]], I'm the [[Platoon Commander]], I should have the map!
 
* Right-ho chaps, I know where we are, follow me!
 
* Right-ho chaps, I know where we are, follow me!
 
* Can you just have a quick look at my 432?
 
* Can you just have a quick look at my 432?
* More Tea Vicar
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* More Tea Vicar?
 
* Don't worry lads. I was in the [[RAF]] you know.
 
* Don't worry lads. I was in the [[RAF]] you know.
 
* Has anyone actually read the manual Sgt?
 
* Has anyone actually read the manual Sgt?
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* All leave is cancelled until morale improves.
 
* All leave is cancelled until morale improves.
 
* Iraq? Is that near Catterick?
 
* Iraq? Is that near Catterick?
* Mmmmm...I think it's time to PVR.
 
 
* You'll like Osnabruck its a great posting?
 
* You'll like Osnabruck its a great posting?
 
* The alert states gone up and we need to double the guard!
 
* The alert states gone up and we need to double the guard!
 
* Remove your canister and take a deep breath.
 
* Remove your canister and take a deep breath.
 
* Can I see his Conduct Sheets Sergeant Major.
 
* Can I see his Conduct Sheets Sergeant Major.
* 14 Days Restiction of Privliges, March Out!
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* 14 Days Restriction of Privileges, March Out!
 
* Open your lockers?
 
* Open your lockers?
 
* Report to the cookhouse/kitchen for DROs.
 
* Report to the cookhouse/kitchen for DROs.
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*.................with only 2 rounds each......
 
*.................with only 2 rounds each......
 
*.....................which have to last you the whole tour!
 
*.....................which have to last you the whole tour!
* Ok lads we've got a choice. Either The [[US Army]] air corps [[A-10]]'s do our close air support ... or its RAF [[Harrier]]s!
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* Ok lads we've got a choice. Either The US Air Force [[A-10]]'s do our close air support ... or its RAF [[Harrier]]s!
 
* Greenie to the pan!
 
* Greenie to the pan!
 
* Cyprus is cancelled lads. Budget cuts from LAND I'm afraid. However, we managed to get Sennybridge at short notice for April.
 
* Cyprus is cancelled lads. Budget cuts from LAND I'm afraid. However, we managed to get Sennybridge at short notice for April.
*Do you know you have glowstick on your helmet?
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* Do you know you have glowstick on your helmet?
*We need you to lay this coms line... if you see the minefield your going the right way...
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* We need you to lay this comms line... if you see the minefield you're going the right way...
*I'm tired, you can finish yourself off...
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* I'm tired, you can finish yourself off...
*For you, Tommy, the war is over!
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* For you Tommy, ze war is over!
*Sarg, what is this stuck in my gun!
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* Sarge, what is this stuck in my gun!
*Thats no hill, just get up it!
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* That's no hill, just get up it!
*Welcome to P  Company.
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* Welcome to P  Company.
*If it's not raining, it's not training.
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* If it's not raining, it's not training.
*Civvy's pay a fortune to do this! you get to do it for free and get paid for the privlage!!
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* Civvies pay a fortune to do this! you get to do it for free and get paid for the privilege!!
*Brecon
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* Brecon
*Round off line!!
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* Round off line!!
*Press-up position...Down!!
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* Press-up position...Down!!
*You've let me down, you've let the Battery down, but above all, you've let yourself down
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* You've let me down, you've let the Battery down, but above all, you've let yourself down
*JPA
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* JPA
 
* Have you read [[Andy McNab|this book]]? Brilliant innit?!
 
* Have you read [[Andy McNab|this book]]? Brilliant innit?!
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* Otterburn
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* Lower... Raise...
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* You're on stag
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* Prepare to double!
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* Right you cunts, reference that prominent woodline roughly 4km away? I want each of you to bring me a twig from it...
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* DOUBLE!!!!!
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* Incoming!!
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* CRACK....THUMP.
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* Auntie [[The Matthews Family|Karen Matthews]] is coming over the babysit.
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* This flu you've got ... you weren't in [[Mexico]] recently were you?
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* QUICK MARK TIME!!
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* Don't bother unpacking as there has been a change of plan.
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* I'm sorry, I can't find your name on the list.
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* Excellent idea Lieutenant.
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* Sure, take what you need from the stores. We got an excellent deal on [[Webtex]] the other day.
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* Right, that's [[Sennybridge]] booked for October.
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* "ACTIVE EDGE, GET OUT YER BEDS"
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* Show me you wanna be here
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* Grenade!
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* Come back when the rifles clean
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* That's not a full water bottle! Concrete hill it is

Latest revision as of 06:13, 11 February 2017


  • Your PTI for P Company is a guy named Sandy.
  • We're from the government, we're here to help you.
  • Relax, you'll be home by Christmas.
  • We're sending you to 224 Signal Squadron
  • "You know I told you I was over sixteen ? Well..."
  • You've got three weeks to live
  • The Americans will be providing the close air support.
  • You're posted to Tidworth
  • Your new Troop Sgt has just done P company
  • Leave is cancelled
  • Pick up the log
  • Step to the time I call out
  • Do you accept my award
  • It's character building
  • I'm sorry, Sir, but I've had to remove your penis and both your testicles
  • We've always done it that way!
  • You are cordially invited to the 3 Para Mortar Platoon Rohypnol Party
  • My office. Now.
  • Move to Grid 12345678 where the helicopters will pick you up at 0300.
  • Do you have anything planned for leave?
  • It's your turn to blow the blind grenade.
  • OK, integrity question, did you do it?
  • I think it's yours
  • Crack, Crack, Ping, Ping, THUMP.
  • Sunray is down.
  • Breaking into double time...
  • Taking you a stage further in your foot drill......... I left you in this position
  • Rifle exercises judging the time.......
  • Reveille 05 early hours and Drill until NAAFI break
  • Contact, wait..out.
  • Follow me, it's a short cut.
  • Of course the Claymore is pointing away from us...er..which way are WE pointing ?
  • Good effort lads, outstanding entry drills, but it's the wrong house.
  • Has anyone seen the enemy? Right, You! ... Draw Fire.
  • GAS GAS GAS
  • The RMP are in the block
  • You feature rather a lot in the Christmas duty list
  • I forgot to tell you, I've got herpes
  • Don't make plans for the weekend
  • The PRE team have just come through the gates
  • You'll get it in theatre
  • Is that it?
  • We're all out of them, fill out all these forms and we will indent for them.
  • There's an Officer in here improperly dressed...
  • It's your round.
  • Too slow, do it again!
  • Standby....
  • CDT are here??
  • ONE! Two, Three, ONE!!
  • Mr Vice...that'll be a bottle of port
  • Welcome to RM Bickliegh. I hear there's some special entertainment booked later on...
  • You're in your own time now.
  • My wife's ugly and my supper's a salad.
  • Sh1t rolls down hill.
  • Bug out!!!
  • Standby your beds!
  • You're up first. Now.
  • It's either cancer or penile warts.
  • The RSM wants your feet in his in tray NOW.
  • Tony needs something to whip up voter support and he's decided on another war.
  • We're giving free lighters to Labour peers.
  • Right, lads, this one's a silent breach.
  • Bend over. This may smart a bit!
  • We need a decoy....
  • You shure got a prurty mouth.....
  • If it ain't raining it ain't training.
  • Soldier, I'm the Platoon Commander, I should have the map!
  • Right-ho chaps, I know where we are, follow me!
  • Can you just have a quick look at my 432?
  • More Tea Vicar?
  • Don't worry lads. I was in the RAF you know.
  • Has anyone actually read the manual Sgt?
  • One volunteer required!
  • Just a shandy for me please.
  • All leave is cancelled until morale improves.
  • Iraq? Is that near Catterick?
  • You'll like Osnabruck its a great posting?
  • The alert states gone up and we need to double the guard!
  • Remove your canister and take a deep breath.
  • Can I see his Conduct Sheets Sergeant Major.
  • 14 Days Restriction of Privileges, March Out!
  • Open your lockers?
  • Report to the cookhouse/kitchen for DROs.
  • Well, we finished an hour early , and as it's such a pleasant day...
  • AGAI 67...
  • Tony has decided to send troops to the Lebanon on peace keeping duties.....
  • .........using UN rules of engagement........
  • .................with only 2 rounds each......
  • .....................which have to last you the whole tour!
  • Ok lads we've got a choice. Either The US Air Force A-10's do our close air support ... or its RAF Harriers!
  • Greenie to the pan!
  • Cyprus is cancelled lads. Budget cuts from LAND I'm afraid. However, we managed to get Sennybridge at short notice for April.
  • Do you know you have glowstick on your helmet?
  • We need you to lay this comms line... if you see the minefield you're going the right way...
  • I'm tired, you can finish yourself off...
  • For you Tommy, ze war is over!
  • Sarge, what is this stuck in my gun!
  • That's no hill, just get up it!
  • Welcome to P Company.
  • If it's not raining, it's not training.
  • Civvies pay a fortune to do this! you get to do it for free and get paid for the privilege!!
  • Brecon
  • Round off line!!
  • Press-up position...Down!!
  • You've let me down, you've let the Battery down, but above all, you've let yourself down
  • JPA
  • Have you read this book? Brilliant innit?!
  • Otterburn
  • Lower... Raise...
  • You're on stag
  • Prepare to double!
  • Right you cunts, reference that prominent woodline roughly 4km away? I want each of you to bring me a twig from it...
  • DOUBLE!!!!!
  • Incoming!!
  • CRACK....THUMP.
  • Auntie Karen Matthews is coming over the babysit.
  • This flu you've got ... you weren't in Mexico recently were you?
  • QUICK MARK TIME!!
  • Don't bother unpacking as there has been a change of plan.
  • I'm sorry, I can't find your name on the list.
  • Excellent idea Lieutenant.
  • Sure, take what you need from the stores. We got an excellent deal on Webtex the other day.
  • Right, that's Sennybridge booked for October.
  • "ACTIVE EDGE, GET OUT YER BEDS"
  • Show me you wanna be here
  • Grenade!
  • Come back when the rifles clean
  • That's not a full water bottle! Concrete hill it is