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Another bloody con perpetrated by Politicians and Civil Serpents. A wise politician (oxymoron, I know) would invest some of the cash they take as NI payments to fund future pensions.

But no, spend it now! As when you are old you won't be 'my' problem, as I have a nice, fat Civil Service/Government pension - unlike you plebs. I also (unlike you plebs) have a nice farmhouse in the Dordogne - paid for by all the 'expenses' that I claimed back... on top of my huge MP's salary... funded by you dopey taxpaying cnuts. Ho ho!

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Learn to love the taste of Panda Cola and catfood, future state pensioner.