Minister Doh Nut
Semi-retired goat blower (What about the Camel?)
but outrageously handsome with big pods
AND AN INKY SCROTUM
Number 1 in the British Underwater Tiddlywinks team.
But we all want him.. signed Girls aloud (less the ginger one)
If Girls Aloud had flat heads, vestigial limbs, and mewled a lot...