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| − | Can't means won't - won't means jail | + | *Can't means won't - won't means jail |
| − | Rip yer arm away like your ripping Michael Jackson off your son | + | *Rip yer arm away like your ripping [[Michael Jackson]] off your son |
| − | You are in your own time now | + | *You are in your own time now |
| − | You are shaggin idle | + | *You are shaggin idle |
| − | This isn't an attendance only course | + | *This isn't an attendance only course |
| − | I've spent longer in NAAFI queues | + | *I've spent longer in [[NAAFI]] queues |
| − | I was in | + | *I was in Baghdad when you were swilling round in dads bag |
| − | I could make more noise slapping my | + | *I could make more noise slapping my cock of the urinal. |
| − | That fcuking bedblock looks like an elephants nest | + | *That fcuking bedblock looks like an elephants nest |
| − | These balls are Grissle not crystal | + | *These balls are Grissle not crystal |
| − | Today its buttons, tomorrow its ammo pouches, the day after its submarine hatches | + | *Today its buttons, tomorrow its ammo pouches, the day after its submarine hatches |
Revision as of 19:26, 14 May 2005
- Can't means won't - won't means jail
- Rip yer arm away like your ripping Michael Jackson off your son
- You are in your own time now
- You are shaggin idle
- This isn't an attendance only course
- I've spent longer in NAAFI queues
- I was in Baghdad when you were swilling round in dads bag
- I could make more noise slapping my cock of the urinal.
- That fcuking bedblock looks like an elephants nest
- These balls are Grissle not crystal
- Today its buttons, tomorrow its ammo pouches, the day after its submarine hatches