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Can't means won't - won't means jail
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*Can't means won't - won't means jail
  
Rip yer arm away like your ripping Michael Jackson off your son
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*Rip yer arm away like your ripping [[Michael Jackson]] off your son
  
You are in your own time now
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*You are in your own time now
  
You are shaggin idle
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*You are shaggin idle
  
This isn't an attendance only course
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*This isn't an attendance only course
  
I've spent longer in NAAFI queues
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*I've spent longer in [[NAAFI]] queues
  
I was in Bagdad when you were swilling round in dads bag
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*I was in Baghdad when you were swilling round in dads bag
  
I could make more noise slapping my c0ck of the urinal.
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*I could make more noise slapping my cock of the urinal.
  
That fcuking bedblock looks like an elephants nest
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*That fcuking bedblock looks like an elephants nest
  
These balls are Grissle not crystal
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*These balls are Grissle not crystal
  
Today its buttons, tomorrow its ammo pouches, the day after its submarine hatches
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*Today its buttons, tomorrow its ammo pouches, the day after its submarine hatches

Revision as of 19:26, 14 May 2005

  • Can't means won't - won't means jail
  • You are in your own time now
  • You are shaggin idle
  • This isn't an attendance only course
  • I've spent longer in NAAFI queues
  • I was in Baghdad when you were swilling round in dads bag
  • I could make more noise slapping my cock of the urinal.
  • That fcuking bedblock looks like an elephants nest
  • These balls are Grissle not crystal
  • Today its buttons, tomorrow its ammo pouches, the day after its submarine hatches